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Original Bad Boy on the case, cover your Came in the place blowed, and sprayed with Mase I laced the weed with insect repellent, check the smelly Eminem starts with E, better check the spelling a capital
grab me a Snapple I got an capsule trapped in my adam's apple (Hurry up) Somebody dropped me on my head, and I was That my did it, but the bitch won't admit it was her
I slit her stomach with a scalpel when she was six months And said, "I'm ready now bitch, ain't you feelin' kicks cunt?" The world ready for me yet, I can tell I'll probably have a next to the furnace in hell
I'm sicker than sperm cells with syphilis And I'm hotter than my is, when I piss and it burns I you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach And vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you it (Yuck, yuck)
Hit you in the with a brick til' you plummet If y'all don't like me, you can my dick til' you numb it And all gibberish you was spittin', you need to kill it 'Cause your style is like dyin' in my sleep, I don't it
'Cause any man who jump in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Ha? Is crazy, hello, hi
'Cause any man who would in front of a minivan For twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a Is fuckin' crazy, do you me? Is fuckin'
I'm ice grillin' you, you down with a gremlin grin I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a gym I'm Slim, the Shady is really a alias To save me with in I get chased by space aliens
A brainiac, with a packed, full of more uranium Than a maniac, Arabian A highly head, spazmatic to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed
Laid up in the in critical condition I flat lined, jumped up and ran the mortician High speed, IV full of Thai Lookin' Chinese, with my knees together like Siamese
Twins, joined at the groin lesbians Uh, pins and needles, hypodermic and pins I hope God me for my sins, it probably all depends On if I keep on killin' my
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is crazy, you hear me? Ha? Is crazy, listen
'Cause any man who would jump in front of a For twenty and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin Is fuckin' crazy, you me? Is crazy
Last I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust And got rushed to the to get my system flushed (Shucks) I'm an alcoholic and all I can say I call in to work, 'cause all I do is frolic and
I swallow grenades, and take a bottle a day Of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent be me eleven Excederin my head'll spin Medicine'll get me like a 747 jet engine
Scratched my balls til' I skin "Doctor, check this rash, how red it's been" "It's probably AIDS", it then I a still pose and hit you with some ill flows
That even make sense, like dykes usin' dildos So reach in billfolds, for ten ducats And pick up this Slim Shady shit on Rawkus Somethin', somethin', somethin', somethin', I get
My scribbled over that rhyme I read it, damn