*Sports ladies and gentlemen This is Mark... from '93 TV is my co-host, Bob Buttafuoco (Hey hey guys) Yeah yeah We got a crowd that's in a Bob Let's go to the announcers for the start of the game
*Stadium And now.. please rise for the singing of our anthem
(Chorus) "The Jeffersons"* I say the don't fry in the kitchen Beans don't on the grill (that's right) It took a lot of tah-ryin Just to get up that I but now we're up in the BIG LEAGUES My it's our turn at bat And just as long as we livin, Lunatics playa It ain't nuttin wrong that, huh - batter up
St. I'm the to swing home run with that give-me-what-you-got thing, hot Fuck a duck, smoke an ounce, show me Hit the club, me and T-Luv holla I put my mack down, she throw a ball She Milli smoked that herb and some Llly-bone She 'em, Optimo First base, god livin like a race First chase, throw yo' and yo' kind Second lesson, smoke that and clear yo' mind It's time, second base wisdom rhyme Hittin strong, skipped base and headed home Third just don't understand baby what the bomb What the fuck wrong, with this today With these today, diamonds and pearls the way You fuckin with me, leave, for the wrap that's in my seed Now you on yo knees cause we's be in the big league Cause be in the big leauge
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Well you should see me now, I'm Wheaties now I'm second and third and lookin home peepin greedy now See me now, call me speedy now for runnin the quickest miles hit and run in any town, any 'fore I hit it, split it, lick it and quit it And hit it, it, did I say lick it, (yeah) fuck it, lick it no shame in my game, that normal shit ain't my thang If I think with my dick put your mouth on my brains I maintain the atmosphere, what we got here A in fear, hear the roars and the cheers From the crowd when I take the mile, let me 'em how Hit the ball on the ground and make 'em get
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*Sports Well uhh this young batter on deck He's still in high school (yeah I that) (It's a day though) A good school out in U-City of St. Louis, Missouri (I think his umm, who knows.. Mur-uhh, Lee or somethin)
Lee- I want my name not, not but screamed I went from fantasies to dreams,from dreams to things I'm like Bennett I in it since, ninety-three You can tell cause my L 90 degrees I'ma sixteen school boy, platinum skills Swear to tell the real, the whole real to make a I lie little but still, straight up like motto I could tell you somethin now, you think twice about it I promise, I gets than file cabinets when rappin what what Money, money, money, what's happenin I'm comin up like members in basements, and I stay bent Make a milli to with, buy a building you can pay me And the is who we came with You how we do, we do, we do, we do, we do, we do
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personalities ad libbing*