*Sports ladies and gentlemen This is Mark... oh-Who-gives-a-fuck '93 TV This is my co-host, Bob (Hey hey guys) yeah yeah We got a crowd that's in a Bob Let's go to the announcers for the start of the game
*Stadium And now.. please rise for the singing of our national
(Chorus) "The Jeffersons"* I say the fish fry in the kitchen Beans don't burn on the (that's right) It took a lot of tah-ryin to get up that hill I said but now up in the BIG LEAGUES My it's our turn at bat And as long as we livin, it's Lunatics playa It ain't nuttin wrong that, huh - batter up
St. I'm the to swing home run that give-me-what-you-got thing, hot wings Fuck a duck, smoke an ounce, me love Hit the club, me and holla what I put my mack down, she throw a ball She owed Milli smoked that herb and Llly-bone She 'em, Optimo First base, god livin like a worst First chase, yo' people and yo' kind Second lesson, smoke herb and clear yo' mind It's time, second base wisdom rhyme Hittin strong, skipped base and headed home Third baseman just don't understand what the bomb the fuck wrong, with this world today With girls today, diamonds and pearls the way You wasn't fuckin with me, leave, for the wrap that's in my Now you stays on yo knees we's be in the big league we's be in the big leauge
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Well you should see me now, I'm eatin now I'm stealin second and third and lookin home peepin now See me now, people me speedy now Known for the quickest miles hit and run in any town, any Rules I hit it, split it, lick it and quit it And hit it, lick it, did I say it, (yeah) fuck it, lick it no shame in my game, that normal shit ain't my thang If I think with my dick put your mouth on my brains I maintain through the atmosphere, what we got A sucka in fear, hear the roars and the From the crowd I take the mile, let me show 'em how Hit the on the ground and make 'em get down
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*Sports uhh this next young batter on deck He's still in high school (yeah I that) (It's a day though) A good high out in U-City of St. Louis, Missouri (I think his umm, who knows.. Mur-uhh, Lee or somethin)
Lee- I want my name not, not said but I went from fantasies to dreams,from to bigger things I'm like I been in it since, ninety-three You can tell cause my L angle 90 I'ma year-old school boy, platinum skills Swear to tell the real, the real to make a mill' I lie little but still, talk up like motto I could tell you somethin now, you think about it tomorrow I promise, I gets deeper than file cabinets rappin what what Money, money, money, what's happenin I'm comin up like family members in basements, and I stay Make a to play with, buy a building you can pay me And the is who we came with You how we do, we do, we do, we do, we do, we do
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