Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a record store with a Treacherous Four and a recorder in Ecuador with Norton
Witness the of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate storage bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores women who have vendettas towards men Dickhead is forced in 'till there's shredded Reddish torn, and only bein' fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, whores can get abortions for stickin' metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I to Hell and fell a floor A predator, I'm headed for Better warn 'em, what I lack in and a set of morals I up for in metaphors like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Norris with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a mess of You want Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a refresher course on excessive and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four inch heels to the court with a on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the doorsteps of dad as a present for him!
In my form I'm Desert Storm Appetite for destruction, there's no for Aggressive, forceful, and remorseful in every morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for this asshole cop's daughter Laughed I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it back lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' back with it, and got slapped with a Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a dick: Apple
Cracked front axle, walked in a Bass Pro Shop David Hasselhoff Pulled Tabasco sauce out of my Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if had a laugh in stock? was fuckin' stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch a doggie biscuit, you me misogynistic? Bitch, get to this dick! Like in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick Got a shoppin' list for you to run some odds and ends There's not a bitch on earth I can be monogamous with non-existent
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some suave and slick shit, but I derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like gone ballistic, with a frostin' tip kit Screamed, "I hate blondes!" and one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove of the bucket, bumpin' Bubba Sparxxx I'm parkin' up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka ever come across Olympic gymnast, been for "some assaults" A lawsuits, enough to cause a stomach ulcer Same damn scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's dressin' up in mummy costume on dancin' to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the name brand is to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of supporters underwater Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van with a tan It's a wrap, like an ACE
persona, to my last DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the VMAs the stagehand She kielbasa Pre-arrange an escape Three-inch blade on point, a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this candidate You say Trump don't kiss ass a puppet 'cause he runs his campaign with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon who's blunt with his on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first of business I get in office Second thing make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a latex and an test at him! Tell Congress I run this land, and I the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to friction and Addict who escape the habit Continue to chase the dragon, but as fate have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station wagon Stacey Dash's and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' pads at me passenger in the passenger seat Unfasten the safety latches, and on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the monster tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann through the windshield of the Benz until he spins a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin while his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he hits a pillar Swing for the like Prince Fielder, knock it into the upper peninsula You go against 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I quit? Never realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller Prince in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
Draw blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular Couldn't be more awkwarder cause you're I robbed you of It's my fingers got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into that are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a cocksucker to go across the of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm unravelin' My squabbles, I'm with your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse history, with a flask of the whiskey Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what happened to Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm my problems Wish my chest wasn't to get these rhymes off 'em But the fact I have so many rappers against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is more of a spectacular mystery than a Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my is wearing thin Swear I been rubbing shit in your face 'til I smear it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and appear again if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Molly Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, some kush You're my take, I'll nail you lie, I gush If I won you over, you would be the grand I'm entranced by your looks, and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like Anheuser Busch Jeans too small, three pant sizes Tush mushed against your side, your puss and thighs are What kind of that? I'm ready to be Psychopath, bet you get it poppin' like a flat
Light the match to the wrath Got to slash and slice hermaphrodites in half Piper Chapman might have to picket me like a scab
Hard to in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting rhymes that And you aren't surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I 69'ed the track
Why am I such a