Jumped out of the 2nd floor of a store with a Treacherous Four cassette and a cassette in Ecuador with Norton
Witness the of a legend growin' like an expert swordsman from the Hessian war and hence the origin of the Headless Horseman
Born the endorphins of a pathetic orphan Endless source and reservoir of extension cords in dresser drawers, and deadbolts on the bedroom door, and sexual torture kits kept in a separate bin boyfriend!
Use intercourse to settle scores with women who have vendettas men Dickhead is in 'till there's shredded foreskin Reddish torn, and they're only fed a portion Bed sores, and sore shins, pregnant whores can get for stickin' metal forks in, self-absorption Skeletor, I went to Hell and fell a A predator, I'm for competitors Better warn 'em, what I in tact and a set of morals I make up for in like a cosmetic store
Stegosaurus, Chuck with a thesaurus Yes, of course, a of warrants You some? Come and get some, boys! I'm givin' Daniel Pantaleo a course on excessive force and pressure points, and dressin' George Zimmerman in a fluorescent orange dress and four heels to address the court with a on his back His whole chest, and torso are left on the of Trayvon's dad as a present for him!
In my present form I'm Storm Appetite for destruction, no suppressant for Aggressive, forceful, and less remorseful in morsel Unpleasant, hello, gorgeous! The rebel with devil horns just off the yellow short bus
Met a said, "When you wanna get sexual?" She said, "However I fit in schedule. I'm flexible."
Expired on the Saturn... Got Catherine Bach in the back in Daisy Dukes with the hazards on at a traffic stop gettin' harassed, signed an autograph for asshole cop's daughter Laughed 'cause I called her a brat on it, he spat on it, and brought it lookin' half in shock Had a heart attack, and dead Started fallin' back it, and got slapped with a Colin Kaepernick practice sock
One ball and half a Apple Watch
Cracked front axle, in a Bass Pro Shop with David Hasselhoff Tabasco sauce out of my satchel Knocked over a fisherman's tackle box and asked if they had a in stock? That was stupid...
You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered bitch a doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic? Bitch, get to massagin' dick! Like spas in this bitch, on it with gobs of lipstick Got a list for you to run some odds and ends with There's not a on this earth I can be monogamous with She's
Robin Thicke with a throbbin' dick on some and slick shit, but I shout derivatives at bitches like fuckin' missile launchers Misfit, blond, and Like I've gone ballistic, with a tip kit Screamed, "I blondes!" and became one... I'm
Love to shit Shovin' Clark Kent's undergarments in the glove compartment of the bucket, Bubba Sparxxx I'm double up at Targets, trouble causer, a double crosser, shadiest mothafucka you'll ever across gymnast, been known for "some assaults" A couple lawsuits, to cause a stomach ulcer Same brain scan results as Rainman's'es Something's aweful when Dustin Hoffman's up in your mummy costume on stage to "Brain Damage," What's the problem? Nothing's wrong, the brand is back to reclaim status
Run the faucet, I'mma dunk a bunch of Trump supporters Snuck up on 'em in Ray-Bans in a gray van a spray tan a wrap, like an ACE bandage
Don't-give-a-fuck persona, to my DNA strand E&J in the waistband, at the with the stagehand She kielbasa Pre-arrange an plan Three-inch on point, like a See-and-Say
Consider me a dangerous man, but you should be afraid of this dang You say Trump don't kiss ass like a puppet 'cause he runs his with his own cash for the fundin' And that's what you wanted, a fuckin' loose cannon blunt with his hand on the button who doesn't have to answer to no one? idea!
If I was president "gettin' off" is the first of business once I get in Second thing make me happy's walkin' up to Uncle Sam naked, laughin', dick cupped in hand, screamin', "Fuck safe sex!" Throw a and an AIDS test at him! Congress I run this land, and I want the rubber banned, and make it snappy
Addiction to friction and Addict who can't escape the to chase the dragon, but as fate would have it, I walked up in Major Magics dressed as the maintenance man in a laser tag vest and a racin' jacket with a gauge to blast it, and sped away in the station Stacey and Casey Anthony's crazy asses in the backseat throwin' Stayfree pads at me Dead passenger in the passenger Unfasten the safety latches, and slam on the brakes in traffic so hard I snapped the relocation brackets for the tires 'finna get a murder case and catch it like you it at me encased in plastic
And send Dylann through the windshield of the Benz he spins like a pinwheel and begins feelin' like a windmiller with a thin build his skin's peelin', and skids 'til he a cement pillar Swing for the fence like Prince Fielder, it into the upper peninsula You wanna go 'zilla, The Rap God? When will I Never been realer The in-stiller of fear, not even a scintilla of doubt whose pens iller than in a chinchilla or Ben Stiller in a suspense thriller Revenge killer, syllable binge Fill a syringe, I...
Draw blood Even pop shit on my pop shit, and popular Couldn't be more awkwarder cause you're I robbed you of It's my that got stuck up Taught ya ta, not give a slapstick puck
The broad hunter with the sawed off like an arm when it's lopped off of ya, but I'm not gonna get the shotgun or the Glock I'm gonna opt for the ox 'cause I'm into objects are sharp when I shop, and it's not a shock, I'm such an obnoxious fucker... The Rock Hudson of rock 'cause who would have thought this much of a to go across the buttocks of Vivica Fox with a box cutter?
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Little on the wrist, be warned I'm quickly My squabbles, I'm grappling your time traveling with me Try and follow, as I wobble, relapse into history, with a flask of the Tip it back then I'm twisting wine bottles like what to Chris Reeve's spine column That's the plan of attack when I'm fixing my Wish my chest wasn't having to get these off 'em But the fact that I have so many against me mind boggles And why I haven't come back on these faggots who diss me is of a spectacular mystery than a fucking Agatha Christie crime novel!
But my patience is wearing Swear I been contemplatin' rubbing shit in your face 'til I it in Diss you in every lyric until you fear the pen and never appear if you actually had fuckin' careers to end
But then I think of Qerim and I steer 'em in that direction and forget my ideas for them...
Molly, I'm off you Man, light kush You're my take, I'll nail you lie, I gush If I won you over, you be the grand prize I'm entranced by your looks, and give the Shady franchise a push You can get it in the can like some Anheuser Jeans too small, least three sizes Tush mushed against your damn side, your and thighs are What kind of that? I'm to be rode Psychopath, bet you we'll get it poppin' a flat
Light the match to ignite the Got knives to slash and slice in half Piper Chapman might just to picket me like a scab
to describe in fact Startling, violent, perhaps are things that come to mind as soon as I start spitting like that And you aren't surprised at that, but as far as these lines I rap, and these bars, wouldn't dial it back if I star the track
Why am I a dick?