Luyện nghe bài hát Can I Bitch

Marshall!
Will you us a bedtime story?

we go...

Now once a time not long ago
There was a little rapper about to
But his album came and it was not
I it went lead or double copper wood
So the silly little fans they mislead
By a nerdy internet computer head
"Me and you, 'Clef, we're gonna some cash
Grab the silver paint and paint my ass"
Hey mister, ya care to bare witness to
The ass-whippin' I'm about to
To this ass-kissin' little vaginal
Stanabis, little Marshall sister
And in this corner, we have the
Not it, it's the mad sinister
Dr. Evil his bag of tricks for
little antagonist faggot dick-suckin'
Ex-LL Cool J fan Windsor
I'm to murder little Kenny fag Keniff-sta
You bastard I ain't have to diss ya
Canibis, the fuck you at? I miss ya!

Can-i-bitch, oh
for art thou Can-i-bitch?
Please tell me what happened
style that you were rappin' with
Can-i-bitch, oh
Are you from Los
New York or just a
From Canada? Oh

Now at first I ain't really the shit
Picture me for a second and it
Chillin' in the and relaxin'
When all a sudden some bullshit comes across the
Can-i-bitch on some "Stan Lives" shit
It creeped me out at first. Man is sick
For me, being a sick, this conflict
Gets my dick than arithmetic
And I how you jealous ones envy
I shoulda knew better from the few letters you sent me
The first two letters you tellin' me shit
Like you me, like any other regular MC
The third you ask how come I ain't return
None of the messages at Records you left me
The letter: "Slim, you really startin' to upset me!"
The letter told me you were comin' to get me
The sixth letter a bomb threat in our building
This crazy really tryin' to kill me!
So I went back and read the first few letters that
Some shit about a message you
Oh shit, that's not an "E" an "A"
This dude wants to me a "massage," he's gay!!
Right I'm on the phone with Dr. Dre
We got a bogey! (Marshall I'm on the way)

So in two seconds flat Dre's at my
The funny thing is we both where this kid lives
And neither one of us have Canadian
Shit. Oh Dre, wait a that's it
All we do is use a bit of turbo boost
We can fly the border "Let's go" [WOOSH!]
So off to Toronto and we're gainin' speed
[BOOSH!] (What was that? Oh) Dupri
It, keep goin' no time to waste
Wait, backup hit him one more in case
Okay .. fuck now he's under the car
Oh well, only 30 more miles
Meanwhile me and Dre are to conversate
Just tryin' to find a reason for the hate
And tryin' to out what happened to 'Germaine Propaine'
"He couldn't fell off that hard" Ain't no way
"What happened to the way you was rappin' you was scandalous
That turned into a television evangelist"
Plus he raps his regular voice [BOOSH! BOOSH!]
[BOOSH! BOOSH!] (What was that?) Pet Boys
So we pull up to the where he last was spotted
His was still movin' but his ass was rotted
He kinda smelled a little like Courtney
I figure if I him with a fork he's done
So I stabbed him twice, kept jabbin',
He won't die, this like a battered wife
He's like Kim, he keeps comin' back for
But he won't fight I cracked his jaw
Hold up, quit foldin' up!
Punch me in the chest! my shoulders touch!
Do somethin'! At one punchline
till the meter reads 9-9-9-
ty-nine percent of my are blonde
'Bis c'mon me man respond!
Tell me 'bout the sun rain moon and
metaphors from Mars!
Raw to the floor, raw like Reservoir
Bite another line Redman's song!
the stub from a dead man's arm
From a midget reaches out under the car
It's JD, this won't die neither
Dre sprayin' him with cans of ether
We stomped the and then stopmed the bitch again
(Compton!) Detroit bitch! Talk some again!
him! (switch feet) Stomp him! (switch again!)
Dre alright he's dead dog, quit him!
I think Stanabis jumped off the bridge (Damn)
He disappeared yo he's gone he did it