Luyện nghe bài hát Cheese Shop

Good
Morning, sir
to the National Cheese Emporium
Ah, thank you, my man
What can I do for you,

Well, I was sitting in the library
On Thurmon just now
Skimming Rogue Herrys by Hugh Walpole
And I suddenly came over all

Peckish,

Eh
'Ee, ah wor
Ah,

In a nutshell, and I
To myself, A little fermented curd do the trick
So I curtailed my activites
Sallied forth and infiltrated place
Of purveyance to the vending
Of some cheesy

Come
I to buy some cheese
Oh, I thought you complaining
About the bazouki
Oh, heaven forbid, I am one who
In all manifestations of the Terpsichorean

'Ooo, ah a nice tuune, 'yer forced too
So he can go on playing, can he
certainly, now then
Some cheese please, my man

Certainly, sir, would you like?
Well, eh, how about a little red
I'm afraid we're out of red Leicester, sir
Oh, mind, how are you on Tilsit?

I'm afraid we never have at the end of the week
Sir, we get it on Monday
Tish tish, no matter, well yeoman
Four of Caerphilly, if you please

Ah, it's been on order, sir, for two
Was expecting it morning
T's not my lucky day, is it, aah, Bel
Sorry, sir

Red
Normally, sir, yes, today the van down
Ah,

Ementhal,
No
Any Norweigan Jarlsburg, per
No

No

No

White
No
Danish
No

Double
No

No

Dorset
No
Brie, Roquefort, Pol le Veq
Salut, Savoy Aire
Saint Paulin, de lest
Bres Bleu,
No

Camenbert,
Ah, we Camenbert, yes, sir
You do,
Yes, sir, it's, ah, a bit runny
Oh, I like it

Well, it's runny, actually, sir
No matter, hither
The fromage de la Belle France,

I think it's a bit
you'll like it, sir
I don't care how runny it is
Hand it over with all

Oh!
now?
The cat's it
Has he?
She, sir

No

No

Case
No
Smoked
No

Japanese Sage
No, sir
You do have cheese, do you?
Of course, sir, it's a shop, sir, we've got
No, no, tell me, I'm keen to guess
enough

Uh,
Yes
Ah, well, I'll have some of
Oh, I thought you talking to me, sir
Wensleydale, that's my name

Greek
Uh, not as
Uuh,
No

No

No

Paper
No
Danish
No

Czech milk?
No
Venezuelan Beaver
Not today, sir, no

Aah, how Cheddar?
Well, we don't get much for it around here, sir
Not much call, the single most
Popular in the world

Not here, sir
And is the most
Popular 'round here?
Illchester, sir

Is it?
Oh, yes, it's
Popular in this
Is it?
our number one best seller, sir
I see, uh, Illchester, eh
Right,

All right, okay, you got any?
He asked expecting the 'No'
I'll a look, sir, umh, no
not much of a cheese shop, is it?

Finest in the
Explain the underlying that conclusion, please
Well, so clean, sir
It's certainly uncontaminated by

You asked me about Limburger, sir
Is it it?
be
Have you, that bloody bazouki up
you sir

Have you got any
No
Figures, predictable, I suppose
It was an act of optimism
To have posed the question in the first

me?
Yes, sir
Have you, in fact, got any here at all?
Yes, sir

No, not really, sir

You
No, sir, not a
I was
Wasting time, sir

Well, I'm sorry, but I'm
To to shoot you
Right-o, sir
What a senseless waste of human