'Whole house
It was a Thursday I to the club, there she was Draped in a dress, silhouetted superbly Curved indeed, she started in my direction Luring and seductively, body language instructing me
I offered her a drink she took a cup of tea And then I lied my luxury lifestyle I said 'So who you be? You kind of tight, gal I would to see you in a nightgown'
She said 'They call me the Queen and I come from Tibet I'm calm in the face of pressure and never see me sweat come to your country in search of a lost Scroll That contains directions to a hidden village of gold'
I looked at her and said, "But why have you told me this?" She said the that I fit Was of the Chosen One who'd go beyond Then a concoction in my drink Immediately set my adrift
Now, I'm in that zone dwelling, I in a warehouse tied to a chair With an abundance of flair me in a circular angle Glared up at the Dragon Queen's lair, imagining a thing Her steps on the stairs had a magic Gleam, brightly
To prepare me for my journey a Sword was hovering me Plus garlic the Keepers of the Gate Who all the secrets and take care of trespassers But at last prophesied that I would gain access To a cultural buried and seize and capture the Scroll
Massive helicopters the rooftops, strapped in Began traveling the darkness, knew not of what awaited Thought of a way to get out of it, just the bottom gave way I began and gave it ten seconds, pulled the cord on my parachute
Landed surrounded by a herd of barracudas, lions The sounds of the wild kingdom piercing a siren Was I entering near the mere life span's end? Defiantly I stood as they began closing in And seemed to be moving rapidly just then
'Whole house
Just then I the Sword and somehow It affected all the creatures as they back and bowed And the same Glow I seen in the Sword I in the eyes of the Lion, who began leading me In a specific as if trying to tell me something
over the horizon, the same creatures who had been described Appeared in statue but their eyes scoped And as I approached the gate began to break open and cried 'After years we have finally awakened'
The assault was on, I got knocked to the by one Shocked in an unorthodox form Throwing an abnormal proportion of body blows, chops And drop kicks, plunged struggling into the swamp
Then I my Sword, the garlic put it around my neck Saw that it was all of their energy and then with a swing Off with their heads, the gates slowly and opened So curiously I moseyed in with intensity on my objective
Spider the size of king size beds Fell into a secret passage not knowing to it lead Just then the same beamed brightly and in the distance At that instance, lo and behold, the Scroll And just as I my mission was over I could feel the Dragon Queen breathing heavily my shoulder
As she began to transform and She took on an assortment of legs, arms, and eyes And sprouted two horns and began to breathe So once I grabbed my trusty Sword but to my astonishment
She burned it to a turned and grasped the Scroll And exited much faster than gas, I'm gasping full of flames cast in my direction I saw my whole flash and the possibility of death And a casket passed the ground, pound for pound, astounding How could I survive and last another round this madness?
'Whole freeze'