Luyện nghe bài hát Colt 45

Wait a man
Hey check out man tell it
It was this blind man right, it was this man right
He was feelin' his way down the with a stick right, hey
He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm
He stopped he took a deep breath he
Snfffffff, woooo morning ladies, ha
You like shit man
Hey man Ive got a gang of shit man
Hey I'll you what
We'll all have a time
We'll on the drug
And hey, hey if everybody try on the mike I'll tell you all these jokes I got
First I'm gonna start off like that, hey help me sing it

Said colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we
We can go to the park, after
Smoke that
As the burn we can take our turn
them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong
And sell tapes here to Hong Kong
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feeling high as flyin' through Palmdale
Skatin' on rims
So roll, roll, the '83 Cadillac Deville
If my tapes and my CDs just don't sell, I bet my cabby

it was just sundown in small white town
They call it east side
When the walked through the white land
Houses up for sale
I was standing on the corner sellin' rap CDs
When I met a little girl Jan
I let her in my caddy
Because I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Ku Klux
We on the bed
on the floor
Fucked so long I grew a fuckin'
I fucked to the left (left)
Fucked to the (right)
She sucked my 'til the shit turned white
Thought to myself
Got my ass like a zebra
I put on my and I was on my way
Until her daddy up in a Chevrolet
And so I ran I jumped out the window
But her daddy he was waitin' with a
He me to the left
He me to the right
The whooped my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudice dad
That's the best damn I ever had
Got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm gonna that bitch just one more time

I met lady in Hollywood
She had hair but damn she looked good
I took her to my because she was fine
But she whipped out a dick was bigger than mine

I met lady from Japan
Never made with an African
I fucked her once, her twice
I ate that pussy shrimp-fried rice

Don't be at the stories I tell ya (tell ya)
I met a woman in the heart of
Had a big butt and big too
So I hopped in her ass like

See I met this woman from
Stuck it in her ass and she "aiee"
Lips was breakfast, pussy was
Then her titties open with Hawaiian punch

I met colonel sanders wife in the of Kentucky
Said I'll fry some chicken if you'd fuck me
I came in her mouth, it was a
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and

colt 45 and two zigzags baby that's all we need
We can go to the park, dark
Smoke that
As the marijuana burn we can our turn
Singin' dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong cheech and chong (hey wait a minute)
And sell tapes from here to Hong

I met Parton in Tennessee
Her were filled with Hennessey
That country music drove me crazy
But I rode that ass and said yes daisy
Met lady in Oklahoma
Put that pussy in a
Met lady in Michigan
I can't 'til I fuck that bitch again
Met a real girl down in south Carolina
Fucked her she turned into a white Albina
Fucked this hooker in
I her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked this girl in Georgia
in her mouth, man I thought I told ya
Met this sexy hoe
She just ran across the of Mexico
young thing said her names Maria
I wrapped her up like a hot tortilla
I get married but I cant afford it
I I'm gonna cry when she get deported

Said 45 and two zigzags baby thats all we need
We can go to the park, dark,
Smoke that
As the burn we can take our turn
Singin' them dirty rap
and hit the bong like cheech and chong
(hey wait a minute man, hey fuck shit)
And sell tapes from here to Kong

Have you ever went a girls house to fuck
But the pussy ain't no good
I mean you gettin' upset you cant get her wet
Plus you in the neighborhood
So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it her so long to cum
a dude walk in that's her big boyfriend
And he asks you you from
So you wipe mouth and you try to explain
You start talkin' fast
But he mad cause you fuckin' his woman
So he start on yo' ass
Now your all muddy
nose all bloody
Your dick was hard but now soft
You thought you had a girl to rock world
Now you gotta go jack off.