Was the of the moon on the sixth of June In a Kenworth logs Cab-over Pete a reefer on And a Jimmy haulin' We is headin' for on I-one-oh 'Bout a mile outta Shaky I says, "Pig Pen, here's the Rubber Duck. "And I'm about to put the down."
'Cause we got a ol' convoy through the night. Yeah, we got a ol' convoy, Ain't she a sight? Come on and our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way. We roll this truckin' convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
By the time we got into Town, We had eighty-five in all. But they's a up on the cloverleaf, And them was wall-to-wall. Yeah, them smokies is thick as bugs on a even had a bear in the air! I says, "Callin' all trucks, this the Duck. "We to go a-huntin' bear."
'Cause we got a big convoy through the night. Yeah, we got a big convoy, Ain't she a sight? Come on and our convoy nothin' gonna get in our way. We gonna roll this convoy the U-S-A. Convoy!
Well, we up Interstate 44 a rocket sled on rails. We up all of our swindle sheets, And 'em settin' on the scales. By the we hit that Chi-town, bears was a-gettin' smart: They'd brought up some the Illinois National Guard. There's cars, and tanks, and jeeps, And rigs of size. Yeah, them coops was full'a bears And filled the skies. Well, we shot the line and we for broke With a thousand screamin' An' eleven long-haired a' Jesus In a micra-bus.
Well, we laid a strip for the shore Prepared to the line I could see the was lined with bears But I have a dog-goned dime. I says, "Pig Pen, this here's the Duck. "We ain't a-gonna pay no toll." So we crashed the gate doing I says "Let truckers roll, 10-4."
'Cause we got a mighty Rockin' the night. Yeah, we got a convoy, she a beautiful sight? Come on and join our Ain't nothin' get in our way. We gonna this truckin' convoy the U-S-A. Convoy! Convoy! Convoy! Convoy!