Luyện nghe bài hát Crazy Rap

Wait a minute, man, hey, check out, tell it
It was this blind man,
Man, this out it was this blind man, right?
He was feelin' his way down the street this stick, right?
Hey, he walked past fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

He stopped, he a deep breath, he said
Woo, good morning ladies, you that shit, man?
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I you what
My man on the guitar, fool on the

Everybody just crowd the mic
I'll you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
But first, start it off like this
Hey, me sing it, homeboy

45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana we can take our turns
them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac de Ville
If my tapes and my CD's just sell, I bet my caddy will

Well, it was sundown in a small white town
They call it Side Palm Dale
When the Afroman walked through the white
Houses went up for
Well, I was on the corner sellin' rap CD's
When I met a little named Jan

I let her in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux
We fucked on the bed, on the flo'
Fucked so long, I grew a afro
Then I to the left, fucked to the right
She sucked my dick till the shit turned

I thought to myself, Sheba,
Got my ass lookin' like a
I on my clothes and I was on my way
Until her daddy pulled up in a
I ran, I jumped out the back
But her daddy, he was with a 2 x 4

Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the
The whooped my ass all night
But I mad at her prejudiced dad
That's the best damn pussy I had
I got a bag of and a bottle of wine
I'm a fuck bitch just one more time

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
And as the burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes here to Hong Kong

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the and stems
Feelin' as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac De Ville
If my tapes and my just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

I met this in Hollywood, she had green hair
But damn she looked
I took her to my house, 'cause she was
But she whipped out a dick was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan, never love with an African

I her once, I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy shrimp fried rice
be amazed at the stories I tell ya
I met a in the heart of Australia
Had a big and big titties, too
So I hopped in her ass like a

See, I met this lady from
it in her ass, and she said, Aie
Lips was breakfast, was lunch
Then her titties busted open with Punch
Met Colonel Sander's in the state of Kentucky

She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just me
I came in her it was a crisis
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark, that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, tapes from here to Hong Kong
Hey, wait a minute man, this out

I met Dolly Parton in
Her titties were filled Hennessey
country music nearly drove me crazy
But I rode ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck bitch again

Met a real black girl in South
Fucked her till she turned a white albino
Fucked this in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
Fucked girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
Man, I I told ya

Met this beautiful ho
She ran 'cross the border of Mexico
Fine young thing, said her name's
I wrapped her up just a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married, but I afford it
I know cry when she gets deported

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we
We can go to the park after dark, smoke tumbleweed
And as the marijuana burns we can our turns
Singing dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Like Cheech and Chong, sell from here to Hong Kong

you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck
But the pussy just no good?
(Say what?)
And then you're upset 'cause you can't get her wet
Plus you in the wrong

So you try to it off and eat the pussy
But it takes her so to come
(Say what?)
Then a dude in, that's her big boyfriend
And he you where you from?
(Where you from, man?)

So you your mouth, and you try to explain
(I bang)
You talkin' real fast
But he's mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
So he starts beatin' on ass

Now your all muddy, your nose all bloody
Your dick was but now it's soft
(What?)
You thought you had a to rock your world
Now you gotta go jack off

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
We can go to the after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
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