Luyện nghe bài hát Dungeons And Dragons

"Dungeons and Dragons" by Dr.
Narrator: Dungeons and Dragons, Satan's game. Your children like it or not, are attracted in their weaker years to the Occult and a game like D+D fuels their imagination and makes them feel special, while drawing them deeper and deeper into the bowels of El Diablo. This afternoon the Dead watch tower invites you to sit in on an actual gaming session. Observe the previously unobservable as a hidden camera takes you to the inner sanctum of Dungeons and Dragons
Graham: Galstaff you have entered the door to the north. You are now by standing in a dark room, the pungent stench of mildew emanates off the wet dungeon walls.
Nightblade: are the Cheetos!
They're right next to you.
Galstaff: I a spell.
Where's the Mountain Dew!
In the Fridge. DUH!
Galstaff: I wanna a spell.
Can I have a Mountain Dew!
Graham: Yes, you can have a Dew just go get it.
Galstaff: I can cast any of these right, on the
Yes, any any of the first level ones.
Nightblade: I'm gonna get a soda, any one want one? Hey Graham I'm not in the room
Graham: What
I wanna cast magic missile.
Nightblade: The room where he's casting all spells from!
Graham: He cast any thing yet.
Galstaff: I am though if you'd listen. I'm casting Missile.
Graham: Why are you casting Magic Missile, nothing to attack here.
Galstaff: I- I- I'm the darkness.
(laughing)
Graham: fine you attack the darkness there's an elf in front of you.
Whoa! That's me right?
Graham: He's wearing a brown tunic and he has gray hair and eyes.
No I don't, I have gray eyes.
Graham: Let me see sheet.
Picard: Well it says I have, well it says I have but I decided I wanted gray eyes.
Whatever, ok, you guys can talk now if you want.
Hello.

Hello.
Galstaff: I am Galstaff, of Light.
Picard: Then how come you had to Magic Missile?
(laughing)
Graham: Y- Y- Y- You are being attacked.
Do I see that happening!?!
Graham: NO! You're by the tavern.
Cool, I get drunk!
Graham: Ugh. There are are seven ogres surrounding you.
Picard: How can they surround us? I had Magical Watch Dog cast!
No you didn't.
Nightblade: I'm drunk! Are there any girls there?
Picard: I totally did. You asked me if I wanted any equipment before this adventure, and I said no, but I need material components for all my spells, so I cast Mordenkainens Faithful Dog.
But you never actually cast it.
Nightblade: Roll the dice to see if I'm drunk!
Ugh. Yeah you are.
Nightblade: Are there any there?
Yeah!
Picard: I did though; I completely said you asked me...
Graham: No you didn't. You didn't actually say that you were the spell so now there's ogres. Ok.
Nightblade: OGRES!?! Man, I got an slaying knife! It's got a +9 against ogres!
You're not there, you're getting DRUNK!
Nightblade: Ok, but if there's any girls I wanna do them!
Narrator: There you have it. A frightening look into Americas most frightening past time. Remember that it's not you children's fault that's their being drawn into a satanic world of nightmare. It's gym teachers fault for making them feel out cast when they couldn't do one single pull up.