Gas prices raises, the keeps burning, Dropout rate rising, so are they learning?, Sending the troops in the war so I in, To evening news.
Welcome to the news, I thank you all for tuning in, Yes, I'm host and your journalist, Chamillionaire, so let the news begin, Our helicopters out in the at the screen, an' let's zoom it in, 'Cause Cashis is at the scene, hey how are you my friend?, Got no for no interviews (go-got no time for no interviews), No time to trip we get confused, this type of news opinion and views Got no time for no interviews (go-got no for no interviews), You know I my ear to the streets so it's up to me to you the truth, I saw a movie where George had a bearded man on his squad, So much from oil money that poor folks can't sit by him, No problem, Osama, Bin Laden, hidin' So long that pictures all starting to look like him on them milk cartons, Don Imus made comments that everybody forget about him, That's him, Anna got pregnant and had kids by him, Rest in peace Virgina Tech, too many kids dyin', let's just blame hip-hop and act like that's the big problem,
Now I would give you news Katrina, but you know I talk about Katrina, 'Cause everytime I talk Katrina, they at me like it's a misdemeanor, Anyways, way more important stuff that we can discuss, George Bush is golf, everybody hush, he's about to putt.
Gas raises, the money keeps burning, Dropout rate rising, so are they learning?, the troops in the war so I turn in, To today's news. And the world keeps slow (turning slow, turning slow) As the world turning slow (turning slow, turning slow) As the world on turning slow (turning slow, turning slow) is your evening news.
I know you offense to certain words, I've heard worse, but I blame ya', They say he's a entertainer, don't about it, nevermind Kramer, The Crocodile got stung, and the lion on the lion tamer, We sending troops to Iraq, I figured that we like danger, Little kids learn in school they go to to go spray a gun, If you a parent, be a parent, get off the couch and go raise son, Kobe just broke record, today's game he hit 81, Now they saying he's number 1, but yesterday they all him, OJ was named innocent, he got no sentence, he's alive, very ironic that the lawyer that defended him had to die, Well, now my cue card says the price of gas isn't high, But I'm not to read that, 'cause we all know that's a lie.
Gas prices raises, the money burning, Dropout rate rising, so are they learning?, the troops in the war so I turn in, To evening news.
We still haven't found killer, haven't found Biggie's either, 30 minutes into the they got tired and took a breather, Snoop just got arrested, everyday he get a new subpoena, Innocent murder was the case so the prosecution got a finger, is sweeping the nation, but the contents seem so degrading, Most rappers got new albums white kids are anticipating, If you don't it on the radio or the then switch the station, Flavor Flav get a lot of ratings, Bill somewhere is hating, Kanye just said WHAT? the ain't got time for that, The White House is going to stay even tho' we know Obama's black, was a calculation, and some would say it was a timed attack, He gave a speech on CNN, they bombed us, now we're back, the heck is Osama at?
And I would love to about Katrina, but everytime I talk Katrina, look at me like it's a misdemeanor Anyways, there's way more important stuff we can discuss N'Sync, Makin da band and Vanilli had broken up,
Gas raises, the money keeps burning, Dropout rate rising, so are they learning?, the troops in the war so I turn in, To evening news. And the world keeps slow (turning slow, turning slow) As the world keeps turning slow (turning slow, slow) As the world keeps on turning slow (turning slow, slow) This is evening news.