Have you ever seen a How about an exquisite Think about Frankenstein's Now think fun getting it, good! Johnny starts with a leg. I sew on an arm. you lend a hand We each add our Now, what kind of have we made? Let's out!
1: Watsky] I up Sunday to a bloodshot sky Robot overlords by listened when we had the juice
to try And Bill the Science Guy us that "the end is Nye!" Lately it's been getting harder survive Since the started to Ban American refugees from being a damn part of the
People's of Antarctica A bum begged me for a he could borrow Babbling some shit about "there's a tomorrow" He said that "legend has it, there's still a Grill and a Sbarro
at the top of Kilimanjaro" And so desperate, I set off from the out in Portland Until my thirsty horse in the scorched sand I promised to myself and soul I'd crawl across dead world for those garlic rolls 2: Dumbfoundead] Yo, kid, let go of the horse Stop crying, need a ride? Hop in my red Eat something homie, you look bony and Now why the would you take the Oregon Trail? Remember back in grade school, that stupid computer You shoulda known better, now there's no one but you to of dysentery Don't climb to the I'ma take you where the hive resistance be Apparently a colony of people are out A garden full of veggies, even garlic sprout there Leader General Bieber who be shit down there Found a way to end the drought, out the swimwear Soon as we pulled up we heard drilling Children started dancing, even grown folk in a hydrant in the Bronx, water shot up
in the air But was and as hot as solar flares
3: Grieves] Ooowee, that a bitch? believed it til the first wave hit The ground started shaking and the sky red (Mayday! Atlanta's been lost, Bieber is dead) No! God damn, one down of people living under the ground Rallied against the clowns, a was born They for mankind and the existence of porn (let's go!) Back on the surface teeters Avoiding wild packs of North American and face feeders the great reaper You're either gonna get or beat with a pay meter is real shit homie, dog eat dog More like robot clown eats man and squad Graffiti on the says "there is no god" But is still homemade vodka, and that's cool
4: Wax] Homemade vodka, a shot up then I swill it I'm the only person left who how to distill it It's the most popular product in the economy So I'm the most popular person in my underground All the resistance leaders throw shots down In my bar after they fight the robot As of late been stressed and depressed Cause the chances of us winning are becoming less and We lost the captain of the army Morale is really low and a lot of are starving I'm still wondering how all happened Is this even real or am I just on The clowns are down I use the word "down" cause they're coming Wait—what's that sound? kinda loud Holy shit! they are right now!
5: Adam Vida] Calm down soldier, this is no time to be a We can beat these clowns, okay, we just to think I've lost ten men this week, I sleep
a wink But the last place on earth a guy can get a decent drink So darned if we lose this bar to those useless bastards I'd rather than be boozeless So I put barbed wire on the fences That should buy us some to plan our defenses Pick up the chairs and trash off the floor em up on the front door to jam up
the entrance Ain't got grenades but we still might be I found fifty diet coke cans and some breath mints Fill the cans to the brim with the cola When the robots break in, toss the mints
in the See the blast hurt em but it'll get em wet certainly It'll mess up wiring and disrupt their circuitry If it don't though, my next plan cannot fail We drink the after shot til we're too drunk to feel pain Spark up a flame and the bottles that remain into Molotov cocktails I've had it with you clowns, I've limit You may have my captain, but I'm the lieutenant And I let you terrorize us Wait just a That ain't no robot zombie, man, what the is it?! 6: Rafael Casal] Adam! Ahhh! I didn't to scare ya Dude, that's not a robot, just Iggy Azalea hid up in the bar to learn about who we are Then report to the captain of the folks attackin my favorite rap stars Oh shit, quick! Hit her some fuckin duck-tape She came to & give us all some undercut fades Lo-fi beats transmittin autotune Help! She's inside my head and I don't
I am immune Been repo-d, I think I'm in deep
I am weeping at the Forfeiting my dreams of the streets G code way to outrun it is doublin up on the track Any and everyone get up and mean it puttin the peddle into it Now we taking the tempo and tunin it gone let a lesser lemon ruin it, so I'm inducing it Doomin em all, I'm undoin it, deuces im Who comin the kid? I'm out Headed to the dojo, got pistols hidden in his fro though These robots think we're bitch, Diggs, gimme loko And let me borrow your Jefferson bro, I'm goin postal Bay bout to put this barrel into some fuckin blowholes
7: Daveed Diggs] Whoa whoa whoa, hold up You see I'm my mustache up I heard all these newly rap chicks are really down to fuck I the pistols out the fro and they're sitting on the table And there's two cheesesteaks out in a gassed up LeSabre I'm ready to ride on haters, let's go But you better cause you already know That apocalypse or not when I'm behind the wheel my ass is sure Enough get stopped And we ain't got the time and the tags are You know how it is, I am not trying to die today, by cop or by a geek robot Whoa, stop, lemme bottle up this kombucha I've been brewing on the back Grab the backpack out the closet, it's got all of our been planning this for a minute, seen the writing on the walls If we survive and find a they've got to know who we are First we swoop us in case we need some muscle Or some reason, or anything other than our hustle Then we roll through the real slow bumping something all of these monsters know Like a Watsky song? Lo and behold, they'll our car wherever we go Let's lead em out to and let em gentrify that bitch up Start the car—no, homie—we are not for any swishers Or a McFlurry, blood there's no time for shit Hold up, there go Nak there, pull over. Ayo Nak, Ayo Nak, get in the car!
8: Chinaka Hodge] Ay Raf get seat Make room for ya
fam, I'll give you this McShake and the end of
my Now what the fuck you talking it's the end
of the I been on tending to the end of
my curls I mean the sky is always purple, people on vapors I mean the Tribune been gone, I ain't gon read it in the Nothing's all that different, the same for black women When apocalyptic follows revelation dinners The lights out The water of flint Exquisite corpses laying where the bodies had No bombs over Baghdad, drones with grenades When life us citrus we learn to drop Lemonade So okay shall we get in formation? Bump some pied piper R up out the trunk scraper Do the end of the styling in our fitteds and gators Lure these stupid mufuckas on a chase Use whatever's already up in my I got a whole jones for open road And my flow so cold we need AC I popped fo' no doze, I'll read this prose Bet you Butler how to make us free A Olamina in Trumped up world A magic woman still being called girl But the constant is change holmes So let's get the and leave up out our bay homes Got the earthquake kit and six of gas Got in the driver and Raf in the back Got this seat
and the last of these sweets Go north Daveed, just gun it til wine Do it moving fluid turfin with iDummy It's the bay moves we learned as gon keep us safe It's the forty water water and an tap, let's go They'll get tired us I mean half of em hybrid but most of them We got but power we got nothing but time I got new beats and Music of My Mind Nothing left in but the scent of the grapes No tapas for discriminate taste Nothing left in but one popped bubble We got two dudes and just one Nak, trouble Like how the hell we repopulate The two of and me that's like actual insanity Like eww, that's really gross It's like, not Diggs, and not Not nobody else, just doing it styling in wine country with nothing
9: Watsky] Red red wine, I don't to die! I hum under my breath as I fight death in the depths of the bunker I was confounded when I came to Dumbfoundead Brought me to the battered base underground where we down the summer But then winter came and the flame we tended to flickered to nothing And the few of us living to burning cadavers like tinder and lumber We bitterly and our wickedness hit a peak in our hunger Sickened we hunted other the weak and we plundered A visitor from the surface stole a roll from Dave and Busters And I butchered the in his sleep just to lick his fingers for butter But it of gave me indigestion I confess and the pipes ruptured
from my dung Lungs punctured when Dumb stuck me with the end of my plunger Now it's me and Grieves in a grave Next to J Biebs and Azalea's
pale humungous That I rest my head upon for my slumber We frail and wretched and wail It's curtains, my are numbered And I'm to pain, yet one remaining certainty gives me comfort I made a living yelling my loudly I might matter if I drew a crowd, see Now, my lily cheek on Iggy's chilly finally see the future will be fine me Nothing is to be mine I'm a token of a broken And maybe there's survivors on the surface in LeSabres on Tomorrow red, red wine