Luyện nghe bài hát Fake I.D.

Ladies and gentleman, my name is Macklemore, is my music and it feels so damn good right about now. Check it I got a story, yo it goes a little something like...

When I was 17 I was in NYC
And my homie me where I could get a fake Id
"Aiyo son you better get that when you in NY"
So I hopped on the and I gave it a try
Plesant the Id looked fine
5'9, eyes, born in 1979
Nervous as hell I went to the store my homie
Came out and yelled "Dawg they me a 40"
You that I was the man
Buying the contraband with a fake ass
No looking for bums, standing in the rain
Stranded on and giving 'em all my change
For the of the summer man I was on fades
17, had it made, getting drunk
Eh, I got treated a new way
of a piece of plastic that proved I was of age

You know what I'm saying, all of a sudden you get this piece of plastic and you're in the club.

Now for the three years I had so much fun
drunk in Hip-Hop clubs where you had to be 21
Then one day I was and I saw a sign
That KRS-One 21 up and live
That's hella
Aiyo I he always ripped it
So I hopped up in my Civic and out to by a ticket
When I got up the the door the bouncer Id's
at mine and he's like "Nah we don't take these"
I tried to and grab my shit back
But the mother was tougher than Shaq, on crack
I should of punched him, but I have reached his knee cap

And that probably wouldn't have hurt him very

He kept and smilin' and he called me a dumb shit
And if I would of let myself I would have in public
Oh no, I'm give it back bro
But no, my Id was jacked by the Deebo

Ha I'm laughing right now but at the time it really was not and it's still not very funny. Fucker

Bitch why you got to my Id?
Why do I have to be 21 to drink a Island Ice tea?
I hate bouncers with bald heads and ten foot long legs and shirts that they outgrew when they were like ten
Get 'em
Your mother is dumb for you
You're a because you have a small dick and as a kid everyone laughed at you
Get 'em
You're too big and you never seemed to
You look injected the shit they give to KFC chickens
Get 'em
I don't like ya, at all I you
If I was tall I would you
If I was a dog I would you
Every single day you make cry
And your job is to go and ruin teenager's
Ok I'm going too far bouncers all bad
I'm sure they great husbands and really strong dads
But hopefully you learned a lesson me
take an MC's fake Id

Yup, I said never take an fake Id
You could be and tough, it don't matter to me
'Cause you're going to get burned if you to MCs