Luyện nghe bài hát Folk Monologue

Can I get my glass of mmm, nothing like it!
At this time I would like much to do a folksong. since folksongs,
I think are still today. uhm, this one is in latvian and it's
From latvia. and it's about this tahitian who uhm, had this lover.
And then one day lover decides that he doesn't like her anymore
And likes her sister better. so she that the only thing to do
was to kill herself, see. so one day, oh, was very nice out
About 75 degrees, and she was taking walk down to the river to
Drown when she, she tripped this rock see. and uhm, oh it was
Awful I mean, she broke her glasses, she her knees. and uhm,
Just at this minute the and the sister happen to come by in a
Taxicab. so, see saw her on the floor and she, having an
in her left eye, she thought that it was a wild bore. so,
She figured oh boy I'd better get down to the river to drown so
She runs down there and what do you the river was frozen. so i
Mean she just there you know and she went tchhh, like that. tch,
And uhm, because, I mean, she couldn't do it day. see, it was a
Small town only had one river, so. anyway than she figured, oh
It's getting late, better get cause her mamma would be worried
And would kill her if she was late for you know. so, I mean,
She gets up and she starts walking home and she bumps in to
This guy, and do you know, he turns out to be an optometrist.
And just to happen to have her "suscription". so, anyway, uh?
Oh, I'm sorry "subscription".so anyway, I mean, I don't want
You to that this is one of those hollywood-like stories: she
Gets the and sees happily ever after. I mean, this is, you
Know, no that. I mean she had to pay for the glasses just like
You and me, she ... well, oh well, I mean, I want you to think
That I'm lying but she did get about a dollar fifty off,
Sixty-five? so anyway, uhm... guy (oh) turned out to be very
Nice and he even told her she could find another river.
So, I'll tell you the truth, this girl was a creep. I mean,
You know who would wanna sing a song about her? I mean, her
Was really much nicer. and uhm, I mean, i, I she came from
A family.

Call me a
me a schlemiel
Call me a with a missing wheel
me what you will
But I'm still
In with harold mingert
not because he has a car
Arnie has a car
And a car is a car
But if harold didn't a car too his name
I I'd love him just the same
Call me you will
But I'm still
In love with mingert
And it's not because he has a family
Arnie fleischer has a wealthy
But isn't everything
And if harold didn't a car too his name
I know I'd love him the same
But I ask myself why than
Do I than harold mingert
Harold handsome or clever or smart
And I don't find and a dance in his heart
The only answers I can think
mingert's money and harold mingert's car
Call me you will
But non the less I'm
In love harold mingert
arnie fleisher!