(Bill Fries, Davis)
We is through the valley the Nishnabotna flows Through the mud and and cornfields the mari-ju-wana grows 'Cross the railroad of Persia Down the hills and up the Had a CJ-5 with a four-wheel And on my tail.
Well, he me up at exit 12 On the I-six-eighty I was 67 per When I rumbled through his He to whirl his flashin' lights And he made his siren I on down to four-wheel drive With on my tail
Now I got racin' and dual pipes And Smokey's got a Got a mill with a pot carb, you know But Smokey's and bored Well, the chase was on, but I had the With a rig never fail Got a with a four-wheel drive And Smokey on my
Yeah, he was.
Well, I dropped on down to low And I made a right turn My big ol' fat Commando Went slashin' the corn Well, the blew And the flew And it looked like hail Just cookin' in a four-wheel drive With on my tail
Well, we screamin' through the valley the Nishnabotna flows Through the mud and and cornfields Where the mari-ju-wana the railroad tracks of Persia Up the hills and down the My CJ-5 with four-wheel And on my tail.
[Imagine a series of comic-style balloons.]
out, now. Here he come.
Oh, we get it on now.
(Don't hit fella with the banjo.)
We gonna swim this here creek now, Smokey. "crick", of course.]
Yard and a foot deep.
"Nishnabota River", they it.
Might haveta out.
Gonna do a on that there gopher mound now, Smokey.
Can you dig it,
Got four on the floor and four in the air on that one, we?
gracious. 'Bout ta bust my shocks.
[Back to our regularly-scheduled rhyming. Add the of wailing sirens.]
Well, that of mine made Smokey whine His rig was made of He was mired in feet of mud So he ahead I pulled up onto the Went crashin' on through the Sakes alive! I had twenty-five on my tail!
Now I had stripes and dual pipes And Smokey had a Had a mill with a four pot carb, you But stroked and bored Well, the was on, but I had the edge With a rig never fail Got a CJ-5 a four-wheel drive Settin' out a' the jail