Feeling kinky, lip syncing to Too $hort's "Freaky (Biatch!) Having visions of whiskey drinking And sneaking into where Christie Brinkley dwells I know this is thinking but I wanna stick her like she's decals But when females Better pay attention to these details or you could be wear at least three layers of clothing or be in jail If you get scratched because DNA'll Be all up under her Man, he hears you, I don't think he He gives a fuck, even his swears Three personalities burstin' out of me, beware Her TV blares, can't hear the creaking unaware in no underwear, she's completely bare Turns around and screams, I remember I said "I'm to do sink repairs" Chop her up, put her parts In front of Steven Avery's and leave 'em there
But hey man, I was I know what looks like, officers Please just give me one I think I can I murdered nobody I these words are so nutty But I'm here to entertain How come shirt is so bloody? a missing person, so what? He's Got to do with me I'm almost I was framed
Woke up, it was dawn, knew somethin' was wrong Think I'm becomin' a monster 'cause of the that I'm on Donald on, there's a Tonka Truck in the yard But dog, how the is Ivanka Trump in the trunk of my car? get to the bottom of it to try to solve it Must go above and beyond, 'cause incumbent upon me Plus I feel responsible for the dumb little blonde Girl, that baton twirler that got dumped in the pond murder with no recollection of it Collectin' newspaper articles, cuttin' out from it too fucked to remember, destructive temper Cut my public defender's jugular then him up in a blender dismembered toddler discovered this winter probably 'Cause I disassembled the Was covered up in the snow since the of November oddly I'm for questioning Them son of a bitches just wanna pin this on me
But hey man, I was I know what this looks like, Please just me one minute I think I can I ain't nobody I these words are so nutty But I'm here to entertain How come shirt is so bloody? There's a missing person, so He's Got nothin' to do me I'm almost certain I was
on the loose, they Spotted me inside Tuesday In a Toronto Blue Jays cap, lookin' like college roommate With Rihanna, Lupe, Saddam Hussein, Bobby Or was it J? The cops is on a goose chase Just escaped from the pen For [edited] eight who hate men make it no weirder, I'm naked When I break in your Under your baby's pen, I lay in, wait adjacent Facin' the door, patient while stayin' complacent sexual implications are continuin' to get thrown Insinuations are placed in riddles and poems Left on your pillow in hopes, that you get home You'll get the hint, ho: I'm in your But it never occurred to me I could describe a murder In a and be charged with first degree 'Cause it just happened to up perfectly With the massacre or the Burger King No, officer, you see...
I was I what this looks like, officers Please just me one minute I think I can I murdered nobody I know words are so nutty But I'm here to entertain How come your is so bloody? a missing person, so what? He's Got nothin' to do me I'm almost I was framed