Once upon a time in a called Fuck a duck named Donald and his mother was a cluck Mickey Mouse a rag, pants in a sag Neighborhood kingpin, but his was a fag Donald had beef, so couldn't sleep They was for a while, and it was gettin' kinda deep Bugs had the props on the east side spots Known to hit a five from a with a glock
Goofy was Mickey right hand man One day he a stick, and came up with a plan Called Pixie and Dixie, two from Chicago And gave 'em 5K, to eliminate But they didn't know, is Donald was a G Had big respect, from the West to the East Have yo ass a seat, and listen to the First in the funky cartoon from the ghetto
Huey and Dewy and with a Uzi Shot down Mickey Mouse ho Minnie Everybody know Minnie got shot And the cop on the case was Hound Huckleberry had a deputy, by the of Dog Eye-witness to the crime was Kermit the But Kermit was scared and he wouldn't and Dixie just did a drive by
On Donald Duck, but shot and they missed And now Bugs Bunny is gettin' kind of 'Cause the shot they missed hit his homeboy Elmer-Fudd sellin' Bud on the corner The lookin' shitty in Fuck City So called in the Feds, Beetlejuice and Miss Piggy Niggas on the street, that's how it goes Scene two in the funky from the ghetto
Now the war is on and Mickey Mouse is Quick Draw McGraw two to the head Huey and Dewy and got caught And now in the county, ready to sell out Pixie and on the run from the mob 'Cause they tried to kill Donald and they do the job Bugs Bunny got popped, in a bar gettin' a glock on Beetlejuice, but Miss Piggy had a pump
Donald got the word his nephews was snitchin' So Tom and Jerry 'em on they way to the kitchen Goofy was a and everybody knew Him and Huckleberry Hound was spotted brew In the alley out back, in the in the dark But they both got by Jabberjaw the Shark Donald Duck got the whole damn city up In a ghetto cartoon in a land called