Luyện nghe bài hát How Much Tequila

How much did I drink last night?
It's really guess
I poured them so
I keep them in the glass
But this morning I sure am a

My head is four or times its normal size
And I got this big old cactus between my eyes
I can't recall a single thing I did or
Or the names of all these sleeping in this bed

Tell me how, me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how much did I drink last night?

How did I get these cuts and bruises all over my
I must have down somehow
I it had something to do with karate
It's all coming to me now

I was standing in a bar with Kong's cousin
He must have seven foot three
His elbow me a bump, and so I said, "Hey, chump
you like to step outside with me?"

Tell me how, me how, tell me how, tell me how
Tell me how tequila did I drink last night?

My mouth is with cotton and my brain is sore
I left last night's dinner on this floor
My stomach is swollen and my shrunk
I drank so much that my hair got

I see a big old worm about ten feet
purple cows
Somebody moved the furniture I was gone

Uh oh, this is not my
I could call us a taxi on the
If I only knew we are
I guess I'm gonna have to drive back home
As as I can find the car

Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, me how
Tell me how much tequila did I drink last