I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, in the head My stepfather said I sucked in the bed one night he snuck in and said "We're out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
"Can't we just with Teddy Ruxpin instead?" "After I fuck you in the butt, get some Bust a nut, get some rest", the next day my said "I don't know the fuck's up with this kid"
"The bastard even eat nothin', he's fed He just himself in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let that fucker get you Go in there, stick a cigarette to his neck"
"I bet you fakin' it, I'll bet you, I'll bet He probably just wants to see how you would get I'll go handle this of course you object?" "Aw, go fuck his brains out if any's in his head"
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my Under my bed and up under my Then you know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, insane
Did you get him? Naw the fucker tried to bite my off I just got chased off with a chainsaw Then he the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a in a slingshot
Then he at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and ping pong Then he played pong with his own ding dong That motherfucker's got nuts King Kong
he set the lawnmower out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it the thing on Then he his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off Everything 'cept his tank top and his bra
he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Shady Dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, he, dog? Shady Dog, what be goin' through that brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, along
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet Then you know I've completely lost it Is he No, he's insane
If you count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've completely it Is he No, he's insane
Don't you know what means? Yeah, well then tell me Would you rather get feltched or do the Fuck 'em in the ass, suck the cum out while belchin' Burp, belch and go back for a second
Can you dig I'm sayin', man, could you smell me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather me a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelpin' Shady, what the fuck you sayin'? I don't help me
What the fuck's happenin'? I think I'm meltin' "Marshall, I just you, boy, I care about your well being" No Dad, I said, no, I don't no help peein' I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked when the babysitter me She showed me a movie like on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it 'Pubic Hair on Well, this one's called 'Ass Rape' and we're shootin' the jail
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my Then you would know I've lost it Is he nuts? No, he's
If you could the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up my faucet you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's