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And everyone should get
Okay children quiet down, down
Children I'd to introduce
Our new substitute for the day

His name is Mr.
quiet down please
Brian don't that
(Shut up)

Mr. Shady will be new substitute
While Mr. Kaniff is out with
(He's got AIDS)
Good luck Mr.

Hi little boys and girls
(Fuck you)
Today gonna learn how to poison squirrels
But first, I'd you to meet my friend Bob
(Huh?)

Say hi Bob
(Hi Bob)
Bob's 30 and still lives his mom
And he don't got a job, 'cause Bob sits at and smokes pot
But his twelve old brother looks up to him an awful lot
And Bob likes to hang out at the local spot

And wait in the parkin' lot for off the clock
When it's late and the lot gets and fake like he walks his dog
Drag 'em in the woods and go straight to the blocks
(Ahh)
And even if they escaped and they got the

The ladies would all be so afraid, they drop the charge
'Til one Mrs. Stacey went off the job
When she felt someone her whole face and said not to talk
But knew it was Bob and said knock it off

But Bob wouldn't knock it off he's crazy and off his rocker
Crazier Slim Shady is off the vodka
You couldn't even him to Dre's to get Bob a Dr.
He grabbed Stace' by the as chopped it off her
And dropped her off in the lake for the to find her

But since the day Stacey went off to wander
They never her and Bob still hangs at the waffle diner
And the story of Bob and his marijuana
And it might do to you
So see if the squirrels any, it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(C'mon)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Ask him man)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(That's right)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(She will)
So say no to drugs
(That's right)

So you act like everyone else does
(Uh-huh)
Then really nothin' else to say
(Sing along)
Drugs are just bad,

My penis is the of a peanut, have you seen it?
Fuck, no you seen it, it's the size of a peanut
(Huh?)
Speakin' of peanuts, you know what is bad for squirrels?
is the worst drug in the world

If someone ever it to you, don't do it
two hits'll probably drain all your spinal fluid
And spinal fluid is final, you won't get it
So don't get attached, it'll attack every in your back

Meet Zach, years old
After hangin' out with some friends at a frat party, he bold
And to try five, when he's bribed by five guys
And pressure will win every time you try to fight it

Suddenly, he starts to convulse and his goes into hyperdrive
And his roll back in his skull
His back starts tah look the McDonald's Arches
He's on Donald's carpet, horizontal barfin'

And in the apartment starts laughin' at him
"Hey Adam, Zach is a jackass, at him"
'Cause they took it too, so they think it's
So laughing at basically nothing
Except wasting his money

Meanwhile, in a coma, the action is over
And his back and his shoulders hunched up like he's yoga
And that's the story of Zach, the ecstasy
So don't even feed to squirrels class, 'cause it's bad for you

See children, are bad
(That's right)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(That's right)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can)

tell you how she does 'em all the time
(She will)
So kids say no to
(Smoke crack)

So you don't act like everyone else
(That's right)
And there's really nothin' to say
(But umm)
Drugs are just bad,

And but not least, one of the most humungous
Problems young people today, is fungus
It grows from cow manure, they pick it out, it off
Bag it up and you put it right in your and chew it

Yum, yum then you start to see some stuff
And everything slows down you eat some of 'em
And you see things that aren't there
(Like what?)
fat woman in G-strings with orange hair

(Mr. Shady a G-string?)
It's yarn Claire, women stick 'em up behinds
Go out and 'em
(Huh?)

And if you swallow too of the magic mushrooms
Whoops, did I say magic mushrooms? I fungus
Ya tongue gets, all swoll up like a cow's
(How come?)
'Cause it comes from a cow's
(Gross)

See drugs are bad, it's a common
But your mom and dad, know all that I'm good at
(Oh)
But don't be me, 'cause if you up and you go and O.D.
They're gonna come for me and I'ma have to grow a
And get a disguise and hide, 'cause be my fault
So don't do and do exactly as I don't, 'cause I'm bad for you

See children, are bad
(Uh-huh)
And if you don't me, ask ya dad
(Put down)
And if you don't him, ask ya mom
(You can ask)

She'll tell you how she 'em all the time
(And she will)
So kids say no to
(Say no)

So you don't act everyone else does
(Like I do)
And there's nothin' else to say
(That's right)
Drugs are just bad,

on children, clap along
(Shut up)
Sing children
Drugs are just bad, are just bad
(South is gonna sue me)

So don't do drugs
So be more for me
(Mushrooms Kenny)
(So, up, right now)