I woke up, some sweat pants on Then I fed my cat and I walked to the mart And I really want a donut, get a donut Bought a donut, it man it's really hard to be on a diet, I wanna be like Ryan He lost thirty on that paleo But fuck it man I love shit I was get skinny for the summer I was gonna start doing my But down at my stomach I'mma go to the beach, but I'm not taking my off in public My shaped like a bottle of Coke Me? I'm shaped like a of nope I'd to order a hot dog, some bon bons A large soda, and tacos to go
I never what a carbohydrate was Turns out it's all the snacks I love
I wanna be Hugh Jackman, you know jacked man With a really huge I wanna be the 2015 And send Ben Affleck If you ain't treat Jennifer Garner right You don't to have that You better that to the homie Matt Damon He eat the like Pac Man
You know I feel good about this You I feel good about this steak You know I feel good this shake You know I feel good these plates You know I good about this crepes You know I good about this cake You know I love how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not tripping my weight, no
Happy New got a resolution But the next day, we about it never do 'em I went to the gym and got a Five minutes on the and I never lift That was four years ago I should cancel this But they tell me I gotta do it in person, ain't a bitch? But though, I'mma get fit Get me a fuel and a fit-bit Get me some shoes, and a bench press Some lulu and a french press I'mma focus do some private yoga Exercise my shoulders, hide the donuts my posture, no time for sofas I'm finally sober no lime But again, tomorrow And today man I gotta go big cause it's my day Before I lose weight, I gotta get one last plate and go big I ate all night, on ice I woke up and I felt shit And I said, "you know what, man it I should probably on Monday instead" let's eat
You I feel good about this place You know I feel good about this You know I feel good about shake You know I good about these plates You know I feel about this crepes You know I feel good this cake You I just love how it tastes I'm not gonna wait, I'm not about my weight, no