You I just don't get it year I was nobody This I'm sellin' records Now everybody wants to come like I owe 'em somethin' The fuck you from me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't know why all the about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run they And shots at me (take shots at me)
Yo, you might see me joggin', you might see me You might see me walkin' a rottweiler dog it's head chopped off in the park with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him the son of a bitch won't quit barkin' Or leanin' out a window, with a cocked Drivin' up the in the car that they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, dressin' Blue and red I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel gauge thinkin' of Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac just all this Watchin' all cheap imitations get rich off 'em And get that should of been there's like they switched wallets And all this Crist' poppin' and wristwatches I had to sit back and just watch and just get And around with an empty bottle of Remi Martin Startin' shit like some skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm and Ricky Martin With to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These brats can't sing and Britney's garbage What's this bitch retarded? Gimme back my dollars All I see is sissies in magazines Whatever happened to whylin' out and violent? Whatever to catchin' a good-ol' fashioned Passionate and gettin' your shoes coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, a lot of dick Boy-girl groups me sick And I can't wait 'til I all you fagots in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Ice don't like me (uh-uh) Said shit in Vibe to spite me (yup) went and dyed his hair just like me (he he) A of little kids want to swear just like me And run around screamin', "I don't care, bite me" (nah nah) I I was put here to annoy the world And destroy your little four-year-old boy or I was put here to put fear in fagots who spray Faygo Root Beer And themselves "Clowns" cause they look queer you to Dope and Silent Gay Claimin' Detroit, y'all live twenty miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' the fuck out Ask 'em about the club they was at they snuck out After they ducked out the back when saw us and bugged out (Ah!) down and got paint balls shot at they truck, blaow! Look at y'all runnin' your again When you ain't seen a fuckin' Road, south of ten And I don't need help, D-12, to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to scratch me Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you right, Slim Anus I don't get in mine like you two little flaming fagots!
I'm, just Marshall Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, I'll knock you out if you talk about me (you talk me) Come and see me on the streets If you assholes me (assholes doubt me) And if you want to run mouth Then come your best shot at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you me that y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go fuck Now of this blond mop that's on top And this fucked up head that I've got, I've gone The underground just spunned around and did a three Now these kids dis me and act some big sissies "Oh, he did some shit with Missy, So now he thinks he's too big to do some shit M-C Get-Bizzy" My fuckin' bitch mom's for ten million She must a dollar for every pill I've been stealin' Shit, the fuck you think I picked up the habit? All I had to do was go in her and lift up her mattress Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It doesn't you fagot! about I fabricated my past He's aggravated I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uh!) So tell me, what the is a fella to do? For million I make, another relative sues Family fightin' and fussin' over who wants to me to supper All the sudden, I got ninety-some (Hey it's me!) A and sister who never seen me Or even to call me until they saw me on T-V Now everybody's so and proud I'm allowed to step foot in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the To buy this cheap-ass little with a food stamp Skipped to the last page, flipped fast And do I see? A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you some help Uh, here, double X-L, X-L Now your shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ah fuck it, I'll even buy a myself
'Cause I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss about me (fuss me) Nobody ever a fuck before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody want to run mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)
'Cause I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I know why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, All they did was doubt me (did was me) Now everybody to run they mouth And shots at me (take shots at me)