You know I don't get it Last I was nobody This year I'm records Now everybody wants to come around I owe 'em somethin' The fuck you want me, ten million dollars? Get the fuck out of
You see I'm just Marshall (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, All they did was me (did was doubt me) Now everybody to run they mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
Yo, you see me joggin', you might see me walkin' You might see me walkin' a rottweiler dog With it's head off in the park with a spiked collar Hollerin' at him cause the son of a won't quit barkin' Or leanin' out a window, with a cocked Drivin' up the block in the car they shot 'Pac in Lookin' for Big's killers, dressin' Blue and red I don't see what the big deal is Double barrel twelve gauge of Chris Wallace Pissed off, cause Biggie and 'Pac missed all this Watchin' all these imitations get rich off 'em And get dollars that should of been there's like switched wallets And amidst all this Crist' and wristwatches I had to sit back and watch and just get nauseous And walk around with an empty of Remi Martin Startin' shit like some skinny Cartman ("God damnit!") I'm anti-Backstreet and Martin With to kill N'Sync, don't get me started These fuckin' brats can't sing and Britney's What's this retarded? Gimme back my sixteen dollars All I see is in magazines smiling Whatever happened to whylin' out and bein' happened to catchin' a good-ol' fashioned Passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your coat and your hat tooken? New Kids on the Block, sucked a lot of Boy-girl groups me sick And I can't 'til I catch all you fagots in public I'm a it (ha ha ha)
Vanilla Ice like me (uh-uh) Said some shit in Vibe to me (yup) Then went and dyed his just like me (he he) A bunch of little want to swear just like me And run around screamin', "I don't care, bite me" (nah nah) I think I was put here to annoy the And your little four-year-old boy or girl Plus I was put here to put fear in who spray Faygo Root Beer And call themselves "Clowns" cause they look Fagot you to Dope and Gay Claimin' Detroit, when y'all twenty miles away (fuckin' punks) And I don't wrestle, I'll knock you fuckin' fagots the out Ask 'em about the club they was at they snuck out After they ducked out the back they saw us and bugged out (Ah!) down and got paint balls shot at they truck, blaow! Look at runnin' your mouth again When you seen a fuckin' Mile Road, south of ten And I don't help, from D-12, to beat up two females In make-up, who may try to me with Lee Nails "Slim Anus," you damn right, Slim I get fucked in mine like you two little flaming fagots!
'Cause I'm, just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm not a guy, knock you out if you talk about me (you talk about me) Come and see me on the alone If you assholes doubt me (assholes me) And if you want to run your Then come take your best at me (your best shot at me)
Is it because you me that y'all expect so much of me? You little groupie bitch, get off me, go Puffy Now because of this blond mop on top And this fucked up head I've got, I've gone pop? The just spunned around and did a three sixty Now these dis me and act like some big sissies "Oh, he just did some with Missy, So now he thinks too big to do some shit with M-C Get-Bizzy" My fuckin' bitch mom's for ten million She must want a dollar for every pill I've stealin' Shit, where the fuck you think I up the habit? All I had to do was go in her room and lift up her Which is it bitch, Mrs. Briggs or Ms. It matter you fagot! Talkin' about I fabricated my He's just I won't ejaculate in his ass (Uh!) So tell me, what the hell is a to do? For every I make, another relative sues fightin' and fussin' over who wants to invite me to supper All the sudden, I got cousins (Hey it's me!) A half-brother and sister who never me Or even bothered to me until they saw me on T-V Now so happy and proud I'm finally allowed to step in my girlfriend's house Hey-hey! And then to top it off, I walked to the To buy this cheap-ass little magazine with a stamp Skipped to the last page, right fast And do I see? A picture of my big white ass Okay, let me give you some help Uh, here, X-L, double X-L Now your shouldn't have so much trouble to sell Ah it, I'll even buy a couple myself
'Cause I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm a regular guy, I don't why all the fuss about me (fuss about me) Nobody ever a fuck before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now want to run they mouth And take shots at me (take at me)
'Cause I'm just Mathers (Marshall Mathers) I'm just a guy, I don't know why all the fuss me (fuss about me) Nobody ever gave a before, All did was doubt me (did was doubt me) Now want to run they mouth And take shots at me (take at me)