Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, alright, yo, yo Yo, yo, alright, I'm gonna lay the chorus we go now
My mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, my mom I know you're probably little tired of hearing' my mom Oh ho, whoa, ho, but this is just a story of when I was just a And how I hooked on Valium
Valium was in everything', that I ate The that I drank, fucking' peas in my plate She sprinkled just enough of it to my steak So I have at least three stomach aches
Now tell me kind of mother would want to see her Son grow up to be an My didn't think I was gonna be nothin' either "What the fuck you stickin' gum up under the fuckin' for?"
"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been ether Either that or the been puffin' reefer" But all huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was either It was neither, I was buzzin' but it wasn't she thought
Pee in a tea Bitch, you ain't my keeper, I'm sleepin' What the fuck you on fuckin' with me for? Slut, you need to me the fuck alone, I ain't playin' Go find you a crayon and color a fuckin' zebra
My mom loved Valium and of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs That's why I'm on what I'm on I'm my mom
"Wait a minute, this ain't dinner, is paint thinner" "You ate it yesterday, I ain't hear no did I? Now here's a plate full of killers Now just wait till I crush the Valium and put it in potatoes"
"You little motherfucker, I'll make you sit And make that fuckin' face without even tastin' it You lick the fuckin' plate, you ain't wastin' it Put face in it before I throw you in the basement again"
"And I givin' in, you're gonna just sit there in one fuckin' place Spinnin' again till next And if you still ain't finished it, I use the shit again Then when I make dip, it will be placed in the shit"
"You little shit, wanna sit and play innocent A rack fell and hit me at and they witnessed it Child support, father, he ain't sent us shit And so what if he did that, none of your dang business, kid"
My mom, no one else quite like my mom I know that I should let bygones be But she's the reason why I am high I'm high on
'Cause my mom Valium and lots of drugs That's why I am like I am I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of That's why I'm on I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom loved Now all I am is a party I am what I am but I'm strong to the Wit' me spinach But my buzz only about two minutes
But I don't swallow it without you in it I even write a rhyme without you in it My Valium, my
Man, I never thought that I could ever be a drug Nah, fuck that, I can't have it to me But that's actually has ended up happenin', a tragedy Fuckin' it up, catchin' me
And it's where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? are the bomb, mom. Beautiful! She killed the fuckin' dog with the medicine she fed it Feed it a aspirin and say that it has a headache
"Here, a snack, you hungry, you fuckin' brat? at that, it's a Xanax, take it and take a nap Eat it," "But I don't it," "Well, fuck it then break it up Take a piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up"
"All right, Ma, you win, I don't feel like I'll do it, pop and gobble it and wobblin'" Stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, drip I fall in bed With a bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger
My mom loved Valium and lots of why I am like I am 'cause I'm like her Because my mom loved Valium and lots of why I'm on what I'm on 'cause I'm my mom
My mom, I'm just her My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my mom, my mom My mom, my
Sorry Mom, I still you though Dr. Dre, 2010, hey, this shit is hella hard, Yo, us on outta here