Luyện nghe bài hát Neden Game

Let's meet contestant 1
He's a schizophrenic, killa clown
Who says women love his sexy
find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's question?

Contestant number 1, I believe, first last forever
So, say you were to come over to my parent's house
And dinner with me and my family
Tell me what you'd do to make that first really stick

Let's see, well, I'd have to think it
I might show up in a tux, ha, but I it
I'd probably just show up naked I always do
And look your in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you"

Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti
I kick her in the butt and tell her, "Get the ready"
Your dad probably start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd have to up and bust him in his fuckin' lips

It's dinnertime, we're hearin' grace from your
I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little
I'm steady starin' at sister, I'll tell ya this
Ya know for only 13, she got big tits

After that, your dad would try to jump
And only this time I'd put the 40 to his
your mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her I nut in my underwear

Now, let's meet number 2
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crack freak
Who works for the carnival
He says call him Stretch Nutz
Sharon, lets hear question

I like a man who's not afraid to his true emotions
A man who himself in his own special way
2, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me

thing, I could never love you
You sound a little witchy bitch, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you I care
By takin' all these other fuckas outta here

I'd go through your phone book and them all
And find contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw,
who looked at you would have to pay
I'd be blowin' nuggets off all day

I'd tell you that I love you, if you don't say it
I to chock slam your neck and dislocate your back
I sing love to you, the best I can
And then I club ya in the head like a man

Then we go to tha and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your and say, I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out, I rub your
And grab your underwear and wedge it up ass crack

Well, it sounds like contestant 2
Is just overflowing sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last and see
Who's gonna have the rights to Neden

Ok, if we were at a club
And you both me at the same time
Tell me, how would you each get my
And what your pick up line be
Who the smoothest, wins

Ok, first, I'd up to the bar
And tell ya that I believe how fuckin' fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties
And if you lost a little weight, look like Ricki Lake

Fuck that, be jackin' me quick
I'd order you a drink and it with my dick
And then to get your in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and slap you in the fuckin'

Yeah, smack her in the mouth, yo, get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong, rap
You don't want contestant 2, he's mad whack

I walked into a and there he was
up on a bucket, uh, tryin' to fuck it
It was big, fuckin', ass, farm llama
dawg, how ya gonna diss your mama?