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Let's contestant number 1
a schizophrenic, serial killa clown
Who says women his sexy smile
Let's out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's question?

Contestant number 1, I believe, first impressions last
So, let's say you were to come over to my house
And dinner with me and my family
Tell me what do to make that first impression really stick

Let's see, well, I'd to think about it
I might up in a tux, ha, but I doubt it
I'd just show up naked like I always do
And your mama in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you"

Hurry up, bitch, I'm hungry, I spaghetti
I her in the butt and tell her, "Get the food ready"
Your dad would start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin'

It's dinnertime, we're grace from your mother
I pull a 40 out and some for your little brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell ya
Ya know for only 13, she got big tits

After that, your dad would try to again
And only time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her I nut in my underwear

Now, let's meet number 2
a psychopathic, deranged, crack head freak
Who works for the carnival
He women call him Stretch Nutz
Sharon, lets your question

I like a man who's not afraid to show his emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own way
Number 2, if you fell in with me
how would you let me know?

First thing, I could never you
You like a little witchy bitch, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably you that I care
By takin' all these mutha fuckas outta here

I'd go through your phone and kill them all
And find contestant number 1 and his fuckin' jaw, what?
who looked at you would have to pay
I'd be blowin' fuckin' off all day

I'd tell you that I love you, if you say it back
I have to chock slam neck and dislocate your back
I sing love to you, the best I can
And then I club ya in the like a cave man

Then we go to tha beach and walk the sand
I throw a little in your face and say, I'm playin'
As you spit it all out, I rub back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass

Well, it sounds like contestant 2
Is just overflowing with sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough so far
Sharon, let's have your question and see
Who's gonna have the rights to your

Ok, if we were at a dance
And you both me at the same time
me, how would you each get my attention
And what would your up line be
Who ever's the smoothest,

Ok, first, I'd up to the bar
And tell ya that I believe how fuckin' fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties
And if you lost a little weight, look like Ricki Lake

that, you'd be jackin' me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it my dick
And then to get your attention in a place
I'd simply walk up and slap you in the fuckin'

Yeah, her in the mouth, yo, that'll get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong, rap
You don't want number 2, he's mad whack

I walked into a barn and he was
Standin' up on a bucket, uh, tryin' to it
It was big, fuckin', smelly ass, llama
Damn dawg, how ya gonna diss mama?