Teaspoon! Come here, come here, hey, hey, hey Hey go get me two pounds of bud and two of yay Muthafuckaz at mah house waitin' now 'cuz
How long can (You see is like football, you know what I'm saying?) Before I have to go to (You gotta hike the ball and just make happen man)
Can I get real? (I mean you know you get tackled, you know what I'm saying?) Before somebody go and (Then again, you might fuck around and a touch down)
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One move, I can be destroyed I the cops, I use a decoy See my motherfuckin' driver, a white boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move, I can be To avoid the cops, I use a You see my driver, he's a white boy
All my life I did nothin' but to rely on my gut feelin' Yo is what? What? I know you from where? Where? I don't mean to seem vicious but you suspicious
Stop talking 'bout on the telephone walking with a bunch of thugs to my home Stop up, call me before you come Stop telling bitches where you got it from
How can I sell? The Sheriff departments right down the I have to go to jail Pass my beer so I can this rock
Can I possibly get the tabs the turnakit and syringes Before go snitch Before the DEA kick the door of the
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move I can be I avoid the I use a decoy You see my driver, he's a white boy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, One false move, I can be I the cops, I use a decoy You see my motherfuckin' driver, a white boy
As I down the street with my khakis creased looking at me look like the police Havin' conversations with my assailants Do you think, we under police
questions giving suggestions Pulling Smith an' on strange pedestrians Cookin' up, dollar bills stacked up Hope the don't backup, here they come man
How long, stop runnin', runnin', can I sell? The Sheriff right down the block Before I to go to jail Pass my beer so I can this rock
Can I get real? up, pass the tabs, turnakit and syringes Before go and snitch Before the DEA kick the off the hinges
Maybe I oughta stop sellin' more time with my son and my daughter But my drug life drug me away my wife She couldn't deal the stress and the strife
The rockin' and the hood rats jockin' The late night the drive way blockin' at night I fantasize 'bout rappin' But I sell dope till it happen For how
Hey, who is that, who is man? See you all fuckin' up, I got looks Yo man little rich comin' over here That's what I'm now
You know they gonna snitch, they can't even lie to parents What the fuck you they gonna do when the police pressure 'em? Get to and shit, Afroman sold it to me mommy He over there
How long can I The departments right down the block I have to go to jail Pass my so I can swallow this rock
Can I get real? the tabs the turnakit and syringes Before somebody go Before the DEA the door of the hinges
I'm so paranoid, now God lay me to sleep Before the rape, please give me a beat If they accidently kill me and I don't some white person, gotta video tape
Twinkle little little star looks like a police car Shining on my dope A police
I not Little little hold my gun I'm fuckin' run Where I run, I don't
Throw dope, anywhere Cops chase me, the hood Straight in to the camera Fly lepord's
I hear, Shepards Freeze, it right there Drug dealers, Busted crack, court No black
Handcuffs very tight, Baptist all white They could never be my peers, sentence me years This rap so damn real, I'm glad I gotta record If I don't sell a mill, could, could happen still What a