Luyện nghe bài hát Put On Tha Set

I got put on the set, smokin Jacks in a shack
with my nigga Coolio, got me to' the back
High as a UFO, in my drawers
in the hall, to the walls
Now a spooked, umm
*Snagglepuss Heavens to merkatroids, I'm looped!
I'm tripping! voice* Nigga what do I see?
It's me, nigga Dub C on the TV
Now I know I'm
I'm on the TV but the TV's unplugged
Damn, this shit is the Twilight Zone
theme* Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na; I'm blowed!
Cause now I'm illusions, illusions
of me on channel eleven on a black and tube and
Mack and the Gene are one of mine
Hangin with Sinead and sippin on the four-oh
Now I know I'm *Martin Lawrence voice* Oh my goodness!
Let me the TV and
Dizamn! again there I go
But this time it's channel on Arsenio
I'm a wet one on the couch
Givin up a fat finger to the crowd
I'm faded, but not in a way in you ever seen
peep the effects, yeah, I'm on the set
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Asshole standin in front of the set; I'm wet
Ain't no when yo' ass is wet; I'm wet
Look, look, way up in the sky just
look, look, and you'll me flyin high
So I was, standin in front of the set mesmerized
Kickin off the scenery right before me
High as a what was I to do?
Cause now the has got me thinkin I'm on channel two
Peep it -- bip-bip-bip the bi-on-ic man I'm out of control
and now I see on Highway Patrol
Runnin from the Feds to make my get away
but there's *singin* nowhere to run,
And now exhausted this drama I needed a rest
So I went on channel so I can catch my breath
Now this after five minutes of bein there
I met this motherfucker the Fresh Prince of Bel Air
Yeah nigga was funny I must admit it
but his Uncle and his Carlton was straight bitches
Them niggaz was cock blockin, talkin killin me
cause I em I wanted to fuck the shit out of Hillary, ooh
Now what's a realer to fantasy, all I know
is she was lookin sportin them t-shirt and panties, huh
I can't believe shit, nigga I'm wet
tricks, my mind is playin with dipsticks, I'm on the set

Still from the chemicals I'm askin was it worth it
Cause like Slick Rick now Dub C is and I'm nervous
Cause now the TV's by itself, uh-oh danger
Cause now I see myself on channel on the Gladiators
I'm swingin on a rope a gauge
Boom, bang bang, you niggaz can't
Fuck a obstacle fool, I had them buff bitches
confusion now I hear one-time comin
So I swing to the exit, jumped off and
God mama kept the baby gat ready
I left all them bitches behind, til I got to channel
and there I found myself on Good
Here was me and this named J.J.
Out on a double date, just sippin on
Now umm, ain't no for me to pretenda
like my was all that like J.J.'s boo-boo Belinda
yo, but she had a ass like Thelma, titties Walona
Drunk off the Mad Dog I around and boned her
Like J.J. the pussy was though
I must admit the hoe had a mug as as Flo'
I'm on tha set