Too Short, Mc
Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top, keep doing what you're And you're to get dropped like a trick, nothings even up my sleeve A million albums sold and it's hard to believe well true homeboy It's not a lie, I used to tapes on sunny side I to catch the 40 bus around the way Me and Fred Benz, tapes all these things, that we did Grab the and start making hits You Mc, I hate to cap You make hit records and you can't rap I said it before
I'll say it again you don't believe me, ask your When I walked into The place was packed, Sir Too Short don't that rap I keep my rhymes, all the time, you got no rhymes So you to mine I'm not starting a fight, just telling it right The best damn who ever grabbed the mic His name is Too Short, now shut mouth In '81 I was rocking the house, I'm a hustler, baby, up I hustle every day and I don't sell
I don't run no gangs, don't no dice Gave the same speech to the Oakland Vice But if you keep pushing, just you When see me on the strip, coming through I break it down so vicious it'll break your With the beat so loud Too Short raps it, I'm set no need to talk that bullshit I need a, Oak town, big time sound just enough beat to get on
So, you rappers listen to mine, you wouldn't catch Short Dog nursery rhymes call my rap trash, jam the junk Put a sticker on the cover, funk, it's just me You say I won't go far but I won't rapping 'cause I rap so hard From here to New York, back to I your girlfriend, don't say I didn't warn ya All this time you said she's hoe you really shouldn't give Baby all that dough she gave it all to me I fuck so good
I practice on the girls in my neighborhood 'cause I'm freaky I rap, I spit a rap to a freak, I rarely ever think about a Mc I go platinum, it's just like 'em, bitch Short Dog in the house, starting some shit, rock and Mc's roll But the albums they make never go When I was young, I knew I'd be one of the Every I made a song it came out so fresh I was the of the Oak town, spitting my game
10 years later, ain't nothing changed still the of the bay And I know what say they call me Godfather And they call you gay get with it, 1990 girlfriend's out there trying to find me She heard me, I fucked her best friend I she wants to see if I can do it again You want to be me, so damn bad The impossible dream all you had
If you rap like me, you wouldn't have the dream Start rapping quit like a chicken wing If rap like me, they say you're so great But when they about you, they say you're so fake And as the go by, you can't forget, the way I make you feel trip Mc's like you, I've seen 'em before, you keep on fuck Too Short But I'm a better Mc than you and ain't a damn thing you can do, but
On the TV screen, in the when they interview you You make up things, you're on an ego trip And you're fronting like you're down, you're not the first rapper From the town, you're just a new Jack, and you can't even rap You wanna trip? Trip on I'm like Mc Lyte checking hoes tonight If not a real rapper, get off the mic 'cause with a fake Mc A song's never complete better learn to rap like me
you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short
I rap, you call it noise I'm tearing up shit up like The boys on 10th street, I got a big freak, until you learn To speak, realize you're weak 'cause the Oak town And they all get down to the rhythm of the Too Short funky It boom, baseline's on ya Dangerous Crew from Oakland, Just don't front 'cause Dog is hard, if you answer my rap
I tear your ass apart just like this, it forever You make a song and I one better You say I cuss, I say fake eyes pop open like paper plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I make hit with the vicious raps, I said it before, I'll say it again The boy ain't nothing but one of my fans like silicon
Can you feel 'em? How can a fake rapper get with a real Shit, I'm that man I like you like the Klu Klan Mc's want to front on me? My posse got a real Mc, Too and it don't stop And it don't stop, and it won't 'cause I'm Too Short baby On the microphone and I'm
you want to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too
Now back to the subject, my boy Mc you say You rap like me, rappers like me make real hits Rappers like you talk bullshit, I told my boys a new Funky drummer in town, you're trying to be James Brown If I couldn't be me, who would I be? I damn sure be A sucker Mc 'cause I'm not like you, my game is
I pimped these hoes and I pimped you, Too 'cause I'm And boss makes the rules, you disobey and you be a One, how it all began don't guess, the answer is Oakland Two, you'd better learn to rap me or you like to be a fake Mc Three, never down on a player I care if you was Fred Astaire Last but not least, number four don't ever mess with Too Short,
you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short