I'm liable to a violent spark with a silent thought I disgust you like dialogue from The to The Wired Frog club, shit, I was taught if your CD's on fire You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park, no department So you might not hear at all But be alarmed if I sound off Something ain't right with me, dawg A martyr on a private charter, whose life be harder? Widely regarded highly, bite me, sweetheart, I'm retarded But tonight I'm starting shit, I'm feeling self I just hop in a mosh pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac shit Looking to box with anybody, disorderly I'll fuck around and snort a key and pick a with a locksmith Fan of the LOX, bananas, manic, I'm in shock Frantic, I'm trapped in a attack cause I'm claustrophobic No, faggot, I I can't maneuver from movement 'Cause I have no room for I'm practically squashed, unpacked it and it Toxic, hands are arsenic, flammable bars, examine the Bar exam, start of Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Animal snarls, cannibal mandibles, lambs to the slaughter Looking as Hannibal stalking Anthony Hopkins with his in his pockets Black out, Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka But that gal has knockers I bet you ring a bell when I come back and I'm conscious What happened, doc? I out again Alcohol's making me break into vacant's Stole a Magnum box and bag in back of a Datsun Fell asleep Fear Factor and Scare Tactics Too close to the Poked a hole in the air and popped it up shortly thereafter, hungover No underwear, grasping a Bayer Aspirin and it Air Max in my closet, preposterous Nikes made out of And the cross is a cross mixing Of a rhinoceros, skin, giraffe and a dolphin Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, crotches Swatch and sneakers matches with the Parkers But it's like being overstaffed at a gym With all trainers, but I don't have any boxers And I'm standing here naked, hangover, still Like paper you write raps on, Yo, why does it always sound like I'm grabbing my Fuck that, I'll 'em all, I'll battle a mall I'll stand there and yell at a wall Until the mannequin scatter and the inanimate objects I'm battering all shatter and fall 'Cause I hear the track and I'm to get fucking amped I'mma spark plug, I'm like the car with the cables to my fucking back, I'm a Duracell But I sure as got it backwards cause y'all could get jumped And I'd catch the charge, but I got a hunch like back when it's arching When I start attacking squadron You'll like MasterCard when I'm charging So a swipe at me, I'm coming straight at you Like Clay from the Green Bay Packers So get the sack of nutbag that I'm talking, who am I kidding? You faggots are all do my bidding Don't get dragged to the Marcus, bags of Vuitton and all I'll push a bitch into oncoming traffic, watch this Stretched, tinted, black my ass See how mad you act when I you off at Saks Fifth Ave In a fucking cab to go shopping Affable guy next is laughable My next gonna have mechanical arms That'll jack me off with a lotion dispenser with a sensor No emotion hence I guess this sick prick hard I got a Magic It's a Magic Wand allows me to not let a blonde arouse me If Ronda Rousey was on the couch the condoms out Holding a thousand Magnums at to pounce me I'll laugh in to how she dances and flaunts it around me Her flat little badonkadonk is around And all I see is Paulie Malign now, she's in a blouse And with mud on her, God dammit I am misogynist I slap Linda Ronstadt a lobster, throw her off a balcony Just so happens fond of algae 'Cause now she's on the concrete Complete lack of Half you assholes ain't enough to pick up a spirit Shit, you couldn't shoplift at a thrift shop But I let the track lift 'em up, the energy Klepto, I'm back to rip up, but my thing is this now Five-finger Been rapping so long I've been killing this shit, it's Kidnapping your mom cause I'm still in bitch, thievery Ransom for Ramsey, Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit ("Em") Paul was scared that if I went to the blonde I might relapse, get on bullshit Perhaps I'll launch some cracker taunts at Action Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher And have some back and And record a wack response to Kendrick Lamar's "Control" And "Fack" in concert
Yo, I put shit on a greatest hits album Now that was It takes some massive balls to do some shit that Sometimes I have to why people are like (I'll around) And put up with my crap so for What's the attraction, Is it the fact that I'm a walking, talking, actual entendre Or the nose that's pointing at you, mama? Who at this point, it's always poking so meh Still get along with voice cause that's the monster So do-si-do a sociopath, everyone who knows me knows that What they know is the fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh She the way I lie on my face and waits for my nose to grow Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an That my disguise is pants, but they on So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the off Sabotage Christmas, crap in stocking I'm up all the presents In fucking so you can't even find 'em Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolph's off his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him Blowing the head gasket at Bed, and Beyond Put the basket back while the salt packets are gone, I Know you tired of me sampling Billy Squier But rock acid rap is the genre Got Slash on guitar, splashing Bizarre, Thrasher and And I'm a spectacular archer, feed count Dracula Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Bandwagoners, I'm kicking the stragglers off and I'm strangling 'em Smack Kim on a ass