1] Now I rock the house at the drop of a hat, Yeah, I beat a down with an aluminum bat, A lot of people may be Jonesin' they hear me rock the mic, They'll be at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a to eat shrimp in, Nothing with my leg just B-boy limpin'. Got arrested at the Gras for jumping on a float, My man MCA's got a beard like a goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. I bust rhymes I write, I've busting routines and rhymes all night. Like eating burgers or or you'll be picking your nose, I'm on time homie how it goes. You heard the style I you missed the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? Yeah? With your bad self things, What's up with bad breath, onion rings? Well I'm Mike D and I'm back the dead, And I'm at the beaches down at Club Med. Make another record 'cause the people they want of this, Consumers they be saying can find out David Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. DJ's, he'll put your head out. A on a string I'm paid to sing and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lava inside the brain hotel, I might be freakin' or peakin' but I well. The Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango, Got rhymes than Jamaica's got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! your rump-ah! Full y'all, Clout y'all, And the mic is in my mouth I turn it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never dumped because I'm the most mackinest, Never been jumped 'cause I'm the most packinest. Yeah got beef chief, We're out teeth chief, And if you don't believe us you should question belief Keith. Like Sam the bringing Alice the meat, Like Fred Flintstone around with bald feet, I have another sip? Nah, skip it. In the back of the and bust with the whippet, a dope dookies all around the neck, Whoo ha got all in check-ah! Cause I'm from the law the press and the parents. Is your name Diamond? No man, my Clarence. From downtown the village, My style is wild and you that it still is, Disco bag and you're doing the bump, your rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.