Drumgoole, my dear, I must Your life's been one long of shit I be nuts, at least a bit To want to be in it
But given the Who knows how we'd be forced to When worlds collide, worlds collide? you, drumgoole, at my side And at my side! And at my side!
With colliding in on us must be trigamous Pray, say we shall be man and And man and and man and bride!
When collide, the chivalrous performs the frivolous And dares to make it man and And man and and man and bride!
one's mine, he's my concubine He'll get out of me what you peons call "love" Hands off him, that mine!
Your do not satisfy witnesses who'll testify And drumgoole is thin of thigh She's worth a try, she's a try
Though was not generous Her are not as pendulous Yet still they would be man and And man and and man and bride!
Now according to the law week evolving even as we speak Any may, at her discretion Have her pick of
Since the has dropped so in quality We abolish, hereby, If you don't fancy this selection We've got lots losers
seen all that I need to see I've fallen for their And so we be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
When collide, the rest of us Won't be here the best of us For these, they be man and bride And man and and man and bride!
Correct me, I smell no And when the are down You'll be back this finger here I never said that I was in love you I never that I was not, my dear
Why must this girl have How quickly he the sting For though she feigns to him She is talentless except to him Don't think we noticed
have a shower And I'll her She seems with you It's so hard to keep her all go "nudies" And you can bring your Just keep the one nuts for tits restrained!
My term memory Is not what it be Some tiny of love Helps me find the words to say Your of money You filthy, lying Is about to make me puke! Go go away! It's time to make us man and And man and and man and bride!
simplified, no muss, no fuss And are now superfluous I just you man and bride And man and and man and bride!
a minute! wait a minute! Georgianna, get over here with law book Listen up
I've the law book in front of me Article dash thirty-three "when consenting shack together connected legally"
Though he to eat and have his cake There's a with me he cannot break So the rest of you go rot This one stay here with me
When worlds collide, the The cunning, and the Our not-yet-happy-home When worlds collide, worlds collide
When collide, this friend of us Is to be a succubus Cruel fate is not our side When worlds collide, when collide
Connie! connie! This urgent telegram is just in from don't just stand there, let's gloat over it Aw oh, I don't you're going to like this "must clear the old away The residue must be As of 9:00 o'clock Contracts men are null and void" What!
free, my boy, I'm proud to say And so without further I now declare you man and And man and and man and bride!
When worlds collide, the of us May get to share the feast us For now we are man and bride 'til worlds collide, worlds collide men and bride!