Eminem Has a full line of Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the If science can operate on this brain and put it to good use will reap a great benefit
I around like a space cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a serial killer? Case of Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I make a as the day progresses Angry and take it out on the hedges Like this is how I'll cut face up bitches With these hedge trimming scissors razor edges dangerous, it's the only way to escape this mess And make the best of situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, this predicament's I'm sick of just getting pushed, ridiculous I look like a wuss, a pussy This kid just took my stick of And threw my sticker books in a bush I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a name and be And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it pays to be
Fast forward some years A teenager, this is a fun, I just got jumped twice in one week, it's It's usually a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the beat out of you, be down and be upbeat you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To it or succeed 'Cause you're from the start It's like you up on drug street, from jump street But if I had just my head up my ass I could accomplish any Practicing talking in a trance in my room yeah but I got some plans mama These damn are falling Out of my pants pocket I can't it And I'm starting to blend in more, school shit helps for sure I'm getting more self assured than ever been before Plus no one on me anymore, I done put a stop to that Threw my punch, end of story Still in my a vacant, empty void using it more as a bin for storage Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an store, something's wrong with my head Just think if I had a brain in it, God that I don't Cause I'd probably be cause mama always said
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape this Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous it pays to be brainless
Now my mum "womp womp womp" Cause I'm not that but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said they'd have that red rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, they out 'Go' I'm bout to house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household the sell outs, freak the hell out Middle America, hear them out In they were so scared, and those kids about, belted out Whatever that it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day the smoke clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til Hopefully you little get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, they said I queers Til evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did believe this little hick locked This hip hop in his pocket and still the shit got That white traffic and gridlock happened like a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Posse Concert in mid And got I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog Cause I into the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my as a weapon Find a way to escape insaneness Mama said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Insaneness ain't even a you stupid fuck is ain't