Eminem Has a full line of Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for Perhaps a frontal lobotomy be the answer If can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society will reap a great
I walk around like a cadet, place your bets Who's likely to become a serial Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I make a as the day progresses Angry and take it out on the neighbors this is how I'll cut your face up bitches With hedge trimming scissors with razor edges Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape mess And make the best of situation, I guess 'Cause I feel a little bitch, this predicament's despicable I'm sick of just pushed, it's ridiculous I look a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid took my stick of licorice And threw my sticker books in a pricker I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now using your head
Mama always 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous A you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape this always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Fast forward years later A teenager, is a fun, sweet I got jumped twice in one week, it's complete usually once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished They've stomped me into the mud gee for reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be down and be When you don't have no-thing, no shot at life Chance To it or succeed 'Cause doomed from the start It's like you grew up on street, from jump street But if I had kept my head up my ass I accomplish any task trash talking in a trance Locked in my room but I got some plans mama These rhymes are falling Out of my pants I can't stop it And I'm to blend in more, school this shit helps for sure I'm getting more self than I've ever been before Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a to that Threw my first punch, end of Still in my skulls a vacant, empty Been using it more as a bin for Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or and a tangent whore but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain Like an independent store, something's wrong my head Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always
'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a Find a way to escape insaneness always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Now my mum goes "womp womp" Cause I'm not smart but I'm not dumb I was on a of the pile getting stomped But somehow, I out on top
I you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, it I'm out cold Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm to clean house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm just Outsold the outs, freak the hell out America, hear them yell out In terror they were so scared, and kids Just about, out Whatever spout it fell out Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the clears, it won't be as Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til you little homos get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of genius and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' insult here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't this little hick locked hip hop shit in his pocket and still the shit got That white trash traffic and Shit like a six blocks from a Kid Rock Insane Clown Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a in my titanium cranium dog Cause I turn into the unabomber mama said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And be a pain in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be Guess it pays to be
Insaneness ain't even a word you fuck Neither is