Eminem Has a line of chainsaws Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper, Who can say for a frontal lobotomy would be the answer If can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use Society will a great benefit
I walk around like a space cadet, your bets Who's likely to a serial killer? Case of tourettes Fuck, fuck, fuck! take the stress I make a as the day progresses Angry and take it out on the hedges Like this is how cut your face up bitches With these hedge scissors with razor edges dangerous, it's the only way to escape this mess And make the of this situation, I guess 'Cause I feel like a little bitch, predicament's despicable I'm sick of just pushed, it's ridiculous I look a freaking wuss, a pussy This kid just took my stick of And threw my sticker in a pricker bush I wanna his tush, but I was six and shook fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's your head
Mama always said 'If you had a brain, be dangerous A brain you'd be (Mama could be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to escape this Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it pays to be
Fast forward some later A teenager, this is a fun, I just got jumped twice in one week, complete It's usually a month, this is some feat I've accomplished stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be and be upbeat you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life Chance To it or succeed 'Cause you're doomed the start It's like you grew up on drug street, from jump But if I had just my head up my ass I accomplish any task trash talking in a trance Locked in my room yeah but I got plans mama These rhymes are falling Out of my pants I can't stop it And I'm starting to blend in more, school shit helps for sure I'm getting more self than I've ever been before Plus no one on me anymore, I done put a stop to that Threw my punch, end of story Still in my skulls a vacant, void Been using it more as a bin for Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford door hinge syringe an orange an extension cord and a Ninja sword Not to mention four pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore Everything but a brain, but off the fucking chain Like an independent store, something's wrong my head Just think if I had a in it, thank God that I don't Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima a name and be famous And I'mma be a in the anus (Mama be wrong) use my head as a weapon Find a way to this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be it pays to be brainless
Now my mum goes "womp womp" Cause I'm not smart but I'm not dumb I was on a bottom of the pile getting But somehow, I out on top
I told you one day, I said have that red carpet rolled out, yo I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out Now everywhere I go, scream out 'Go' I'm to clean house, yo I'm Lysol, now I'm household the sell outs, freak the hell out Middle America, them yell out In terror they were so scared, and kids about, belted out Whatever spout it fell out Of my mouth, it was so weird Inappropriate, so be it, I see it Maybe one day when the clears, it won't be as difficult, ch'yea, til then Hopefully you homos get over your fears and grow beards It's okay to be scared straight, said I provoke queers Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a of sheer genius Smoke and mirrors, tactical, jokes, yeah You motherfuckin' Insert here Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it And boy they did Can't believe this little locked This hip hop shit in his and still the shit got That white trash and gridlock Shit happened like a six blocks a Kid Rock Insane Posse Concert in mid Oc-tober And got forbid I see a wizard and get a in my titanium cranium dog I turn into the unabomber mama always said
'If you had a brain, you'd be A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama be wrong) Mama, Ima grow a and be famous And I'mma be a pain in the (Mama be wrong) I'mma use my head as a a way to escape this insaneness Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, be dangerous Guess it to be brainless
Insaneness ain't even a word you stupid is ain't