Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife out of town 'bout a year or so back
And left me at home by myself to
And after five straight of TV I was ready to scream
So I up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a good time"
He said, "Why don't we go to the rasslin'
And let off a steam?"
The main was the Spider from parts unknown
his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that never had been
Now I'd never the matches before
And the crowd was up plumb out the door
But me an' ol' Bill lucked out and got ringside
Well then they rang the and all Hell broke loose
My legs was shakin' like a rubber
I'd never seen anything this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an spin
Then he body him and he did it again
I swear, I didn't see how that old boy could take more
It was right about in the thick of things
My Bill threw a chair in the ring
And that's when I we'd better be headin' for the door
'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he started to
And I knew if he us he'd break Bill's neck for sure
Well, where we wasn't too far
And Bill ran so fast he me to the car
the doors and wasn't about to let anybody in
And I turned around and the was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the in his eyes, I knew that this was the end
Then he slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms around me from
Then he pile drived me right there in the hard
Broke both my arms and three of my
the closest, I've ever come to being killed
And the last thing, I remember 'fore he put me to sleep
Blue
Cyclone
Well, I woke up in a hospital bed thinkin'
I believe I coulda took him if I been drinkin'
So the time we meet, I won't be on no binge
'Cause I hadn't been the same we had that fight
And I see that Cyclone in my dreams at
And I'll never be satisfied 'til I get
So I up Bill and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the darn thing if it'd been me
It all happened so quick when car door slammed
It must a broke somethin', 'cause the door locks
You was already down, he's time I got free"
said, "Since you're thinkin' 'bout takin' him again
I know two ol' boys weigh 210
take on a grizzly with a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we talked it over, they said they's
They'd at nothing, short of a killin'
Said, "Hoss, we'll you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all went down to the Bar
The of all the rasslin' stars
And waited for the Blue to hit the door
Well, after a while, he finally
And sat down at the bar and a beer
And he took a sip 'fore I stepped to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big dudes there?"
The looked and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the looked at me and grinned
He said, "Okay punk, we go again
Seems to me that some guys learn"
And he waded through them tables and chairs
Put a full-nelson on me and grabbed my
And he threw me to the floor, I was startin' to get concerned
The next I remember, they was carryin' me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how you think it'll be this time?"
He said, "Boy, if you leave the Cyclone alone
One of these days, you goin' home!
You'll need the services, not mine"
Cyclone
He's the meanest wrestler the ring has ever
He'll make you groan, he'll you moan
He'll lay you prone and break bones
Cyclone
The Cyclone