Luyện nghe bài hát Bridget the Midget

Well the wife went out of town a year or so back
And left me at home by myself to
And after five straight of TV I was ready to scream
So I called up beer drinkin' buddy of mine
I said, "Bill, I ain't a real good time"
He said, "Why we go to the rasslin' matches
And let off a steam?"
The event was the Spider from parts unknown
his trusty partner, the Blue Cyclone
They was takin' on a team that never had beat
Now I'd never seen the before
And the crowd was backed up out the door
But me an' ol' Bill out and got ringside seats
Well then they rang the bell and all Hell loose
My legs was like a rubber goose
I'd seen anything like this, not even in the war!
The Cyclone put the Vulture in an spin
he body slammed him and he did it again
I swear, I see how that old boy could take much more
It was about then in the thick of things
My buddy Bill threw a chair in the
And that's when I knew we'd better be for the door
'Cause I saw the lookin' at us
And he was rubbin' his head and he started to
And I knew if he caught us he'd break Bill's for sure
Well, where we parked too far
And Bill ran so he beat me to the car
Locked the doors and wasn't to let anybody in
And I turned and the Cyclone was there
And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot chair!"
And by the look in his eyes, I knew this was the end
Then he slammed me two or three times
And he put his arms me from behind
Then he drived me right there in the hard concrete
Broke my arms and three of my ribs
It's the closest, I've come to being killed
And that's the thing, I remember 'fore he put me to sleep
Blue
Cyclone
Well, I woke up in a bed just thinkin'
I believe I took him if I hadn't been drinkin'
So the next time we meet, I won't be on no
'Cause I hadn't been the same since we had fight
And I see Cyclone in my dreams at night
And I'll never be satisfied 'til I get
So I called up and told him my plan
And all he was, "Right on, man!
I'd do the same darn thing if it'd me
It all happened so quick that car door slammed
It must a broke somethin', 'cause the door jammed
You was down, he's gone time I got free"
Bill said, "Since you're thinkin' 'bout him again
I know two ol' boys that 210
They'd on a grizzly with a switch in the woods at night"
Well, we talked it over, they said they's
They'd stop at nothing, short of a
Said, "Hoss, back you as long as you wanna fight"
So we all went down to the Bar
The of all the rasslin' stars
And waited for the Cyclone to hit the door
Well, after a while, he appeared
And sat at the bar and ordered a beer
And he barely took a sip I stepped to the middle of the floor
I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! me?
I'm the guy you put to
this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha ha
You see them two big dudes there?"
The Cyclone and said, "Over where?"
And I turned around, I'm a son of a gun, was gone!
Well, the Cyclone looked at me and
He said, "Okay punk, here we go
Seems to me that guys never learn"
And then he through them tables and chairs
Put a full-nelson on me and grabbed my
And when he threw me to the floor, I was startin' to get
The next thing I remember, they was me in
And the said, "Oh no, you again?"
I said, "Doctor, how long you think it'll be time?"
He said, "Boy, if you don't leave the alone
One of these days, you goin' home!
You'll the undertaker's services, not mine"
Cyclone
He's the meanest wrestler the ring has known
He'll make you groan, he'll make you
He'll lay you prone and your bones
Cyclone
The Cyclone