(Yeah, breaker one-nine, here's the Rubber Duck, You got a on me Pigpen? C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly it's clean to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, that's a big there Pigpen. Yeah, we got the front door good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the on the sixth of June In a pullin' logs Cab over with a reefer on And a haulin' hogs headed for bear on eye-one-oh About a mile Shakeytown I says Pigpen, this here's the Duck And I'm about to put the on down
Cause we got a little convoy rockin' the night Yeah we got a little ol' convoy ain't she a sight Come on and join our ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna this truckin' convoy 'cross the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen this here's the and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, five mile or so) (Ten roger, hogs is gettin' IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into town we had 85 trucks in all But a roadblock up on the cloverleaf And bears's wall to wall Yeah them smokeys 's as bugs on a bumper They even had a in the air I says Callin' all trucks, this the Duck We about to go a-huntin'
Cause we got a big convoy rockin' thru the night we got a great big convoy ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy ain't gonna get in our way We roll this truckin' convoy across the USA
(Ah, you to give me a ten-nine on that Pigpen?) (Ah, Pigpen, you're still too close. them hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy's sakes you back off another ten)
Well we up Interstate Forty-Four Like a rocket on rails We up all of our swindle sheets And left 'em on the scales By the we hit that Shi town Them bears was smart They up some reinforcements From the Illinois National
armored cars and tanks and jeeps And rigs of every them chicken coops was full of bears And filled the skies we shot the line We for broke With a thousand trucks And eleven longhaired of Jesus In a chartreuse
(Ah, Duck, this is Sodbuster. C'mon here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that in behind that suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he needs all the he can get)
Well we a strip for the Jersey shore And to cross the line I see the bridge was lined with bears But I have a doggone dime I says Pigpen here's the Rubber Duck We just ain't pay no toll So we crashed the doin' ninety-eight I says, let them roll, ten-four
we got a mighty convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a mighty convoy ain't she a beautiful Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' get in our way We roll this truckin' convoy across the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. your twenty? OMAHA? Well they oughta know what to do with hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes buddy, we gonna back on outta here, So your thumbs off your glass and the bears off your... tail. We'll you on the flip-flop. This the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)