(Yeah, breaker one-nine, this the Rubber Duck, You got a on me Pigpen? C'mon.) (Ah yeah, Pigpen, for sure, for sure. By golly it's clean to Flagtown. C'mon.) (Yeah, a big ten-four there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the front good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks we got us a convoy)
It was the dark of the moon on the sixth of In a Kenworth logs Cab over Pete a reefer on And a Jimmy hogs We's headed for bear on a mile outta Shakeytown I Pigpen, this here's the Rubber Duck And I'm about to put the hammer on
Cause we got a convoy rockin' thru the night we got a little ol' convoy ain't she a beautiful sight Come on and join our convoy ain't nothin' get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy the USA
(Ah, breaker, Pigpen here's the Duck and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about mile or so) (Ten roger, them is gettin' IN-tense up here)
By the time we got into Tulsa we had 85 trucks in all But there's a up on the cloverleaf And them wall to wall Yeah smokeys 's thick as bugs on a bumper They even had a in the air I says Callin' all trucks, here's the Duck We about to go a-huntin'
Cause we got a big convoy rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a great big convoy ain't she a sight on and join our convoy ain't nothin' gonna get in our way We gonna this truckin' convoy across the USA
(Ah, you want to give me a on that Pigpen?) (Ah, negatory Pigpen, still too close. Yeah hogs is startin' to close up my sinuses. Mercy's sakes you back off another ten)
Well we rolled up Interstate Like a sled on rails We up all of our swindle sheets And 'em sittin' on the scales By the we hit that Shi town Them bears was a-gettin' They up some reinforcements the Illinois National Guard
There's armored and tanks and jeeps And rigs of size them chicken coops was full of bears And choppers the skies Well we the line We went for a thousand screaming trucks And eleven friends of Jesus In a microbus
(Ah, Rubber Duck, this is Sodbuster. here?) (Yeah, Sodbuster. Listen, ya wanna put that microbus in behind suicide jockey?) (Yeah he's haulin' dynamite and he needs all the he can get)
we laid a strip for the Jersey shore And to cross the line I could see the bridge was lined bears But I have a doggone dime I says Pigpen this the Rubber Duck We just ain't gonna pay no So we the gate doin' ninety-eight I says, let truckers roll, ten-four
Cause we got a mighty rockin' thru the night Yeah we got a mighty convoy ain't she a beautiful Come on and join our convoy ain't gonna get in our way We gonna roll this truckin' convoy the USA Convoy, convoy,
(Ah, ten-four Pigpen. What's twenty? OMAHA? Well they oughta know to do with them hogs out there, for sure. Well mercy sakes good buddy, we gonna on outta here, So keep your thumbs off your glass and the off your... tail. catch you on the flip-flop. This the Rubber Duck on the side. We gone. bye bye.)