A lot of people ask me, stupid fuckin' A lot of think that, what I say on record Or I talk about on a record, that I actually do in real life Or that I in it Or if I say that, I to kill somebody, that I'm gonna do it Or I believe in it Well, shit, if you that Then I'll you You why?
I'm a criminal! You god damn I'm a Yeah, I'm a
My words are like a with a jagged edge That stab you in the head you're a fag or les' Or the homo-sex, hermaph', or a Pants or dress, fags? the answer's "yes" Homophobic? nah, just hetero phobic Starin' at my jeans, watchin' my genitals (ooh!) That's my balls, you'd better let go of 'em belong in my scrotum You'll never get of 'em Hey, it's me, Whoops, shot me! And I was checkin' the mail Get it? checkin' the How many you expectin' to sell After second l.p sends you directly to jail? Come on! guy, I like gay men Right, ken? me an amen (amen!) Please lord, this boy jesus Heal this child, help us destroy demons Oh, and please me a brand new car And a while my wife's sick in the hospital Preacher preacher, grade teacher You can't me, my mom can't neither You teach me a goddamn thing 'cause I t.v, and comcast cable And you ain't able to these thoughts You can't stop me from toppin' these And you stop me from droppin' each march With a brand new c-d for these retards Duh, and to think, it's just ol' me Mr. "don't give a fuck," still leave
x2] I'm a Cause time I write a rhyme These people it's a crime To em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a criminal But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the And goin', I don't take shit from no one
My did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes, and speed The baby came out, disfigured, indeed It was a seed who would grow up as crazy as she Don't dare make fun of that baby cause baby was me I'm a An animal caged who crazed But how the fuck you supposed to up when you weren't raised? So as I got and I got a lot taller My dick smaller, but my balls got larger I drink more liquor to you up quicker Than you'd want to fuck me up for sayin' the My went, when the president got oral Sex in his office on top of his desk Off of his own Now ignore me, you won't avoid me You can't me, I'm white, blond-haired And my nose is I'm the bad guy, who fun of people that die In plane crashes and As as it ain't happened to him shady, I'm as crazy as em- Inem and kim combined the in the doctor cause dre couldn't make it today He's a under the weather, so I'm takin' his place (mm-mm-mm!) oh, that's dre with an a.k to his Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all the place I told you dre, you should've that thing put away I guess that will teach you not to let me play it, eh? I'm a Aight look (uh huh) go up in that motherfucker Get the motherfuckin' money and get the up outta there
I'll be right waitin' on you Yo 'em Don't nobody this time
Aw'right, god damn, How you Hi, how can I you? Yeah I need to make a Put the fuckin' money in the bag and I won't kill you!
What? oh my god, kill me I'm not kill you bitch, quit lookin' around Don't me, please don't kill me I said I'm not gonna kill you the fuck up! Thank you! Windows tinted on my ride I drive in it So when I rob a bank, run out and just in it So be disguised in it And if identifies the guy in it I'll hide for five Come back, shoot the at the private eye hired to pry in my business Die, bitches, bastards, brats, puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet If I ever a fuck, I'd shave my nuts Tuck my dick in my legs and cluck You chickens ain't brave enough To say the I say, so just tape it shut Shit, half the shit I say, I make it up To make you mad so my white naked ass And if it's not a rapper I make it as I'm a be a fuckin' rapist in a mask
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