A lot of people ask me, fuckin' questions A lot of people that, what I say on record Or what I talk about on a record, that I do in real life Or I believe in it Or if I say that, I want to kill somebody, I'm gonna do it Or that I in it Well, shit, if you believe Then I'll you You know
I'm a criminal! You god damn I'm a Yeah, I'm a
My words are a dagger with a jagged edge That will you in the head you're a fag or les' Or the homo-sex, hermaph', or a Pants or dress, hate fags? the "yes" Homophobic? nah, just hetero phobic Starin' at my jeans, my genitals bulgin' (ooh!) my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em They belong in my You'll never get of 'em Hey, me, versace Whoops, somebody me! And I was just checkin' the Get it? the 'male'? How many you expectin' to sell After second l.p sends you directly to jail? Come on! relax guy, I gay men Right, ken? me an amen (amen!) Please lord, this boy jesus Heal this child, help us these demons Oh, and please send me a new car And a prostitute my wife's sick in the hospital Preacher preacher, grade teacher You can't reach me, my mom can't You teach me a goddamn thing 'cause I t.v, and comcast cable And you able to stop these thoughts You can't stop me from these charts And you can't stop me from droppin' march With a brand new c-d for these retards Duh, and to think, it's just ol' me Mr. "don't give a fuck," won't leave
x2] I'm a every time I write a rhyme These people it's a crime To tell em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the And keep goin', I don't take from no one
My mother did drugs, tar, liquor, cigarettes, and The baby came out, disfigured, ligaments It was a seed who would up just as crazy as she Don't make fun of that baby cause that baby was me I'm a An caged who turned crazed But how the fuck you supposed to up when you weren't raised? So as I got older and I got a lot My dick smaller, but my balls got larger I drink liquor to fuck you up quicker Than you'd want to fuck me up for sayin' the My morals went, when the president got Sex in his oval office on top of his Off of his own Now don't ignore me, you won't me You miss me, I'm white, blond-haired And my nose is I'm the bad guy, who makes fun of people die In crashes and laughs As as it ain't happened to him Slim shady, I'm as as em- Inem and kim the maniac's in Replacin' the doctor dre couldn't make it today a little under the weather, so I'm takin' his place (mm-mm-mm!) oh, that's dre an a.k to his face Don't make me kill him too and his brains all over the place I told you dre, you should've kept that thing put I guess that teach you not to let me play with it, eh? I'm a look (uh huh) just go up in that motherfucker Get the motherfuckin' and get the fuck up outta there
I'll be right waitin' on you Yo 'em Don't kill this time
Aw'right, god damn, How you Hi, how can I you? Yeah I need to a withdrawal Put the fuckin' in the bag bitch and I won't kill you!
What? oh my god, don't me I'm not gonna kill you bitch, quit around Don't kill me, please don't me I said I'm not gonna fuckin' you Hurry the fuck up! you! Windows on my ride when I drive in it So I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it So be disguised in it And if anybody the guy in it I'll hide for five Come back, shoot the Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my Die, bitches, bastards, brats, puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet If I ever gave a fuck, I'd my nuts Tuck my dick in my legs and cluck You motherfuckin' chickens brave enough To say the I say, so just tape it shut Shit, the shit I say, I just make it up To you mad so kiss my white naked ass And if it's not a that I make it as I'm a be a fuckin' rapist in a mask
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