Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day four or five years ago
We is at the Conoco station
tires, and swattin' flies
And discussin' the state of the

When out in front of the Baptist church
a big old purple school bus
Had astrological signs it
And thirty-five hippies and dogs

About of 'em went for the courthouse lawn
And them dogs commenced on the
Rest of 'em set starin' at us
And I says, "Roy, go get flit gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
they was, was a bunch a' them crispy critters
And leader was a space cadet

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the incense goin' and the out
We gonna in the city park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me the situation to ya
A, you're gettin' me
And B, we got us a law here
And C, you in the town"

"You drop one string a' beads in that there
And you gonna see a lot of stars
You got seconds to get out of town, boys
Or we gonna ya to Mars"

Well, all got back in the purple bus
And to the city limits
the telephone rang, was the swimmin' pool
Says a mess a' wild was in it

So we all got in the Plymouth
is always at the Conoco station
Went on down to the swimmin' pool
To give them a citation

By the we arrived, it was too damn late
Them critters is all had their pants
Them dogs was tearin' the bathhouse
And they's after the fish in the fish

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the T-shirt
And get the rest with a net"
We have a jail full of naked crispy critters
And a drip-dry cadet"

Well, we 'em hell, but we lost the war
'Cause them critters us
So they in and set up camp
And they lived in that school bus

Six weeks later, was nothin' in town
But dogs and a head shop
Sellin' dried up weeds, and seeds
And postcards

Yeah, critters took over the Council
And the dogs all barked brains out
And the whole town was crispy critters
And the mayor was a cadet