Luyện nghe bài hát Crispy Critters

One day about four or years ago
We is at the Conoco station
Kickin' tires, and swattin'
And discussin' the of the Union

When right out in of the Baptist church
Come a big old purple bus
Had signs upon it
And thirty-five hippies and inside

About half of 'em went for the courthouse
And them dogs on the fireplug
Rest of 'em set there at us
And I says, "Roy, go get flit gun"

He says, "Which is the hippies?"
And is the dogs?"
I says, "Beats the out of me, Roy"
What they was, was a a' them crispy critters
And their leader was a cadet

He says, "Sagittarius, we has
to disembark, men
Get the goin' and the sitar out
We gonna in the city park, man"

I says, "Boys, let me the situation to ya
A, you're gettin' me
And B, we got us a law here
And C, you in the town"

"You drop one string a' beads in that park
And you gonna see a lot of stars
You got fifteen seconds to get out of town,
Or we blow ya to Mars"

Well, they all got back in the bus
And proceeded to the city
Then the rang, was the swimmin' pool
Says a a' wild critters was in it

So we all got in the Marshal's
Which is at the Conoco station
flashin' on down to the swimmin' pool
To give them critters a

By the we arrived, it was too damn late
critters is all had their pants down
Them dogs was the bathhouse apart
And they's after the fish in the fish

I says, "Roy, you get the one in the silver
And I'll get the rest a net"
We gonna have a jail full of naked critters
And a drip-dry cadet"

Well, we gave 'em hell, but we the war
'Cause critters outnumbered us
So moved in and set up camp
And they lived in purple school bus

Six weeks later, there was nothin' in
But eighty-four dogs and a shop
Sellin' dried up weeds, and sunflower
And postcards

Yeah, critters took over the Council
And the dogs all barked their out
And the damn town was crispy critters
And the mayor was a cadet