So you motherfuckers I was gonna change my So what are you saying
To all you bitches, hoes, and all shit Here's another rap I'm ready to spit It like this, my name is $hort I'm tearin' shit up like never
Pimp slaps, makin' Cold cash and Too $hort raps Oakland, California that's I'm from The city where the say you don't want none
But if you do, I'm tell you this Trues and vogues ain't really Wanna so hard, all of the time You and that bitch Too $hort rhymes
If you ask me, it's all about, I'll say it's about that money But if you ask me, could you some, I'll say it doesn't concern me Ronald Reagan came up to me and said, "Do you have the To the U.S. economy and a for cancer?"
I said, what are you in the White House If you're not cocaine? Ask wife, Nancy Reagan, I know she'll spit that game Like one night, she came to my house, and gave me a job She licked my dick, up and down, like it was on the cob
What is life? is Too $hort I play the bitches it's a sport Yeah, I'll play the bitches like y'all Dr. J played basketball
You can call me Too, don't say it You'll get me real mad and I'll fuck your You see I'm not proper, I'm rarely Too $hort, Too $hort, say it tonight, bitch
It started on a bright morning in I was in my drop to Caddy y'all gettin' by a bitch named Helen Nasty bitches, around the world, I this rhyme for you You might not my rap, but I'm tellin' you bitch it's true
So much death in the streets Am I gonna live till week? I get shot by a dope fiend Tryin' to get high, to steal my ring
I can't say, 'cause I don't know why out here droppin' dead like flies I to see a home boy givin' five Now I say, "Man, you're alive?"
Cold as hell, the I'm from Won't last too long when you're fakin' the I'm the master rapper, so my hand when I want my freak
You deny it, you know I'm right I turn any rapper out I'm on the mic And I won't kick back, or Till he knows I'm the at the MC rap
Till he knows Too $hort, set the got him caught up in my serious cap Motherfucker can't spit game on the mic 'Cause he's worse than a fag or a dike
He's a MC, I call him punk Tryin' to spit that rap, you can that junk You little punk-ass boy, wouldn't to me Think I'm fakin' but I'm all you sucker MC's To the end of the world and you over Good luck couldn't you in a four leaf clover
If I ever said a rap, to cap on you I wouldn't even sweat it 'cause be through Lookin' so far up, you might fall Gettin' clowned by the hound from Oaktown
And the in your face when you're lickin' that tooth Could make a grown man die, at you you're a, no rappin', no rhymin' Played out fake ass Simple
I understood one word you said But you're swearin' up and down you're killin' 'em dead There's only one thing, I wanted to Sucker motherfucker, the joke?
I'm the player of players, call me Pop My name is Too $hort, no I don't I just don't stop mackin', don't cappin' Don't stop rappin' now you see happens
Your mind is gone, your crew cut Sucker MC I'll you what Your rhymes are weak, your rap the And it comes to game, you are lame
Never even heard of Too $hort Hit in 1980 Singin' mo' raps than a rap could sucker MC's don't waste my time
There's a girl I her name is Betty Straight to the head just rock it She's so freaky juice you up All the boys just can't get enough
She's a Ph.D., don't even In the back like goin', top, top, top I won't say white girl, won't say black She's the kind of girl that make knees go crack
the beat, rock with me Let me tell you I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big bank and a cold, cold capper
Hey baby, I got this It's not gonna till the end of time rock and roll I'll play that song To the beat all day and all long
So liten up, to what I'm I'm a mack, bitch I ain't playin' To all the boys doin' time in the pen Gonna rock beat for you once again
If you can't get out and mad as hell Say bitch, now make it sound for tear shit up, if I get the chance I could give a less if you're hole don't dance See I'm a big mack now, I'm so I was born and in the Golden State
me T O O, if you say $hort I'ma rap my ass off you give me some more Big bank, now just me rich Bitch bitch bitch make me rich
Check out my style, I don't quit I heard freak say, "That's the shit" He took the cake, fucked the Too $hort baby sure ain't fake
But the sucker MC's are loud Sayin' Sir Too $hort, your mouth How can you about me, and call me weak When your father coke and you mother's a freak
So I on rappin', if nothin' else Keep your jealous thoughts to Bitch and bitch, a MC right sayin' nothin' but he's holdin' the mic Fuck me, and boy you're doomed I send a with a hoe to the motel room
I'm the coldest MC on a microphone Like a 357 at your dome I got cap for cap, you never So again with cusswords
Motherfuckin' shit, fuckin' me Fuck a skank and a sucker MC All you got the claps And fuck you punk 'cause you still rap
Cusswords, let 'em know Motherfuckin' shit, ass hoe Cusswords, just quit you damn shithead bitch
It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it don't And it stop, and it won't stop, bitch Check out my