So you motherfuckers I was gonna change my So what are you saying
To all you bitches, hoes, and all shit Here's another rap that I'm to spit It like this, my name is $hort I'm tearin' up like never before
Pimp slaps, snaps Cold cash and Too $hort raps Oakland, California where I'm from The city where the boys say you don't want
But if you do, I'm gonna tell you Trues and vogues ain't really roll so hard, all of the time You and that bitch Too $hort rhymes
If you ask me, what it's all about, I'll say about that money But if you ask me, could you have some, I'll say it doesn't me Ronald Reagan up to me and said, "Do you have the answer To the U.S. and a cure for cancer?"
I said, what are you in the White House If not sellin' cocaine? Ask your wife, Nancy Reagan, I know spit that game Like one night, she came to my house, and gave me a job She licked my dick, up and down, it was corn on the cob
What is life? is Too $hort I play the bitches like a sport Yeah, I'll play the bitches just like Like Dr. J played
You can call me Too, say it twice get me real mad and I'll fuck your wife You see I'm not proper, I'm rarely Too $hort, Too $hort, say it tonight, bitch
It on a bright morning in 1987 I was in my drop to Caddy y'all sucked by a bitch named Helen Nasty bitches, the world, I wrote this rhyme for you You might not like my rap, but I'm tellin' you it's true
So death in the Oakland streets Am I gonna live next week? Will I get by a dope fiend Tryin' to get high, to steal my ring
I really can't say, I don't know why People out here droppin' dead like I used to see a boy givin' five Now I say, "Man, still alive?"
Cold as hell, the town I'm Won't last too long when you're the funk I'm the rapper, so unique Clap my hand when I want my
You can't deny it, you I'm right I any rapper out when I'm on the mic And I won't kick back, or Till he knows I'm the at the MC rap
Till he knows Too $hort, set the got him caught up in my serious cap Motherfucker can't spit straight on the mic 'Cause he's than a fag or a Frisco dike
a sucker MC, I call him punk Tryin' to spit that rap, you can scratch that You little punk-ass boy, wouldn't to me Think I'm fakin' but I'm all you sucker MC's To the end of the world and push you Good luck find you in a four leaf clover
If I ever a rap, tryin' to cap on you I wouldn't even sweat it 'cause be through so far up, you might fall down Gettin' clowned by the hound from east
And the look in your face when lickin' that tooth make a grown man die, laughin' at you 'Cause you're a, no rappin', no Played out fake ass Simon
I never one word you said But you're swearin' up and down you're killin' 'em dead There's one thing, I wanted to know Sucker motherfucker, the joke?
I'm the of players, just call me Pop My name is Too $hort, no I stop I just don't stop mackin', don't stop Don't stop rappin' now you see happens
Your mind is gone, your crew cut Sucker MC I'll tell you Your are weak, your rap the same And when it comes to game, you are
Never even heard of Too $hort Hit in 1980 mo' raps than a rap could rhyme Tellin' sucker don't waste my time
There's a girl I know her name is Straight to the head rock it steady so freaky she'll juice you up All the boys just can't get enough
a Ph.D., don't even stop In the back that goin', top, top, top I won't say white girl, won't say black She's the kind of girl that make your go crack
Feel the beat, with me Let me tell you I be I'm a MC rapper, a MC A big bank roller and a cold, capper
Hey baby, I got rhyme It's not gonna stop till the end of Like rock and I'll play that song To the beat all day and all night
So liten up, to what I'm I'm a Oaktown mack, bitch I ain't To all the home boys doin' in the pen Gonna rock this beat for you again
If you get out and you're mad as hell Say bitch, now it sound for real I'ma tear shit up, if I get the I could give a less if you're hole don't dance See I'm a big now, I'm so great I was born and raised in the State
me T O O, if you say $hort I'ma rap my ass off till you give me more Big bank, now just me rich Bitch bitch bitch make me rich
Check out my style, baby I quit I heard this say, "That's the shit" He the cake, fucked the rake Too $hort baby sure ain't fake
But the sucker are screamin' loud Sayin' Sir Too $hort, shut your How can you talk me, and call me weak When your father smokes and you mother's a freak
So I keep on rappin', if else Keep your thoughts to yourself Bitch and bitch, he's a MC sayin' nothin' but he's holdin' the mic Fuck with me, and boy doomed I send a trick with a hoe to the room
'Cause I'm the coldest MC on a a 357 pointed at your dome I got cap for cap, you heard So fresh with cusswords
Motherfuckin' shit, with me Fuck a bitch and a sucker MC All you bastards got the And fuck you punk you still can't rap
Cusswords, let 'em know shit, goddamn ass hoe Cusswords, just quit Motherfuck you damn shithead
It's Too $hort, on the mic, and it don't And it don't stop, and it stop, bitch out my style