Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have your attention
May I have your please?
Will the real Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady stand up?
We're gonna have a problem

Y'all act like ya never seen a white person
all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whooping her ass worse than
They first were divorce, throwin' her furniture (Ahh!)
the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he just didn't say what I he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, locked in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist women Eminem
Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walking around his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so though
Yeah, I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than going on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your
And if I'm lucky, you might give it a little kiss
And that's the message we deliver to little kids
And them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth
got the Discovery Channel don't they?
We ain't but mammals
Well, of us cannibals
Who cut other people open cantaloupes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it

I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim please stand up?
Please stand up, stand up
'cause I'm Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just
So won't the real Slim Shady stand up?
Please stand up, stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to his records
Well I do, so him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a
of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, it be weird?"
Why? So you could just lie to get me here
So you can sit me here to Britney Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear them argue over who she gave head to
You bitch, put me on Blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think married to Kim, hee-hee"
I download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you Eminem VD
I'm sick of you little girl and boy
All you do is annoy me so I have been here to destroy you
And there's a of us just like me
Who cuss like me; who just don't a fuck like me
Who like me; walk, talk and act like me
And just might be the best thing but not quite me!

I'm like a head to listen to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about with your friends your living room
The difference is I got the balls to say it
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be frost or coated at all
I just get on a mic and spit it and you like to admit it
I just shitted better than 90 of you rappers out there
Then you how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm 30
I'll be the only in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but this bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady
He could be working at Burger King spitting on onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming I give a fuck!
With his down and his system up
So, the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?

Guess a Slim Shady in all of us
it, let's all stand up