Luyện nghe bài hát Eminem-

May I have your attention
May I your attention please?
Will the real Slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem

Y'all act like ya seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just in the door
And started whooping her ass worse before
first were divorce, throwin' her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the..."Ah, wait, no way, kidding,
he just didn't say I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said...
you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!(Ha-ha!)
Feminist women Eminem
Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, around grabbing his you-know-what
Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but so cute though
Yeah, I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but
But it's for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on lips
And if I'm lucky, you just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we to little kids
And expect them not to what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what is
By the time they hit grade
They got the Discovery Channel they?
We ain't nothing but
Well, of us cannibals
Who cut other people open cantaloupes
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the
Women wave pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the Shady
All you other Slim are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please up?
Please up, please stand up
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are imitating
So the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up, stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his
Well I do, so fuck him and you too!
You think I give a damn about a
of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me
"But Slim, if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
So you guys could just lie to get me here
So you can sit me next to Britney Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred
And hear them argue over who she head to first
You little bitch, put me on on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I he's married to Kim, hee-hee"
I should download her on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave VD
I'm sick of you girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me so I been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us like me
Who like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress me; walk, talk and act like me
And just be the next best thing but not quite me!

I'm like a head trip to to 'cause I'm only giving you
Things you joke about your friends inside your living room
The only is I got the balls to say it
In front of and I don't gotta be frost or sugar coated at all
I get on a mic and spit it and whether you like to admit it
I just shitted better 90 percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums valiums
It's funny 'cause at the rate I'm when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the home flirting
nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin' but whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Shady lurking
He could be working at Burger King spitting on your onion
Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming I give a fuck!
With his windows and his system up
So, the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on hand up?
And be proud to be outta ya mind and outta
And one more time, as you can, how does it go?

Guess a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all up