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A teacher sat by the seaside It was about five o'clock 'coz we heard the ride Anyway, the was talking in stride Sitting upon a rock was wide And warning against false "Come to where I reside!" a cried And the teacher replied, "Do you serve your fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With potato on the side" And the replied, "Well, where do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, it's not a far If you to have dinner, I would be so gratified" The teacher replied, "It's six o'clock, o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was mystified and felt so The teacher was coming to the house she resides So she with pesticides her friends up nationwide Some of her friends tongue-tied, they felt so glorified
She made steamed fish, baked fish, fish that was Soup, steamed vegetables, salad on the side You could smell the bread in the oven far and Natural juices and water fruits brought from the countryside With silver forks and knives placed by side You could not be Looking out the window, at the mountainside You would have
6:59 swollen with pride As the moment intensified, there's a knock from She opens the door, for the has arrived But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I smelt the bread outside One piece" and she replied "The teacher is coming, he's soon to have You're making me look bad, come on now, aside!" The bum then "When I say I'm hungry I lied Give me of that chicken that you just fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No that's for the teacher, not purified Then she the door and went back inside Sat on the couch the TV Guide She looked at the clock, it was 7:09, then He still hasn't Eight o'clock, she's on the o'clock, by now she's teary-eyed She's pissed off and her multiplied
She cried, fell asleep dissatisfied Next day she woke up, and was With meeting the teacher who lied Where he hide? She ran by the seaside He was teaching about false pride "You lied" she replied, "You You you'd be there at seven o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I have not I came at 6:59, and you told me to aside I asked for bread and the chicken that was And you said, that I purified" She replied, "I notified I had no that you was the bum that cried" And the sighed, then replied "This concludes our lesson on pride"