Okay now, to this
A mystical teacher sat by the It was about o'clock 'coz we heard the free ride Anyway, the was talking in stride Sitting upon a rock was wide And warning against pride "Come to where I reside!" a cried And the teacher replied, "Do you serve fish fried?" "Yes," she replied, "With salad on the side" And the teacher replied, "Well, do you reside?"
She said, "Up on the hillside, it's not a far If you to have dinner, I would be so gratified" The replied, "It's six o'clock, seven o'clock, you decide" She replied, "Seven o'clock, do you stir-fried?" She was mystified and felt so The was coming to the house where she resides So she with pesticides Called her friends up Some of her friends tongue-tied, they felt so glorified
She made steamed fish, baked fish, that was fried Soup, steamed vegetables, potato salad on the You could smell the bread in the far and wide Natural juices and purified Organic brought from the countryside silver forks and knives placed side by side You not be dissatisfied out the window, staring at the mountainside You have died
6:59 swollen with pride As the intensified, there's a knock from outside She the door, for the teacher has arrived But to her surprise, it was a bum who "Please, I smelt the bread from One piece" and she replied "The teacher is coming, he's soon to have making me look bad, come on now, step aside!" The bum replied "When I say I'm I haven't lied Give me some of that chicken you just fried"
She replied, "Chicken, No that's for the teacher, you're not she slammed the door and went back inside Sat on the with the TV Guide She at the clock, it was 7:09, then 7:30 He still hasn't Eight o'clock, on the downside Nine o'clock, by now teary-eyed She's pissed off and her anger
She cried, then fell dissatisfied day she woke up, and was preoccupied With the mystical teacher who lied could he hide? She ran by the seaside He was there teaching about pride "You lied" she replied, "You You said you'd be at seven o'clock, you lied"
He replied, "No, I have not I came at 6:59, and you told me to aside I asked for bread and the that was fried And you said, I wasn't purified" She replied, "I wasn't I had no idea that you was the bum cried" And the teacher sighed, replied "This concludes our on false pride"