Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have attention please
May I have your attention
Will the real slim please stand up?
I repeat, will the real slim please stand up?
Were gonna a problem here...
1}
Yall act you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like pam like just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst than
They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women eminem
Chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
at him walking around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a of screws up in my head loose
But no worse whats going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its for tom green to hump a dead moose
"my bum is on your lips my bum is on your
And if Im lucky u might just give it a kiss"
And thats the we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a womens is
Of course theyre gonna know what is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel they?
We aint nothing but mammals, well of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people open like
But if we can hump animals and antelopes
Then theres no reason a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel I feel I got the antadoite
Women your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im slim
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are just
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
Im slim shady
Yes Im the shady
All you slim shadys are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, stand up
2}
Will smith gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so him and *f---* you too
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you critics cant even stomach me, let stand me
(but slim if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can just lie to get me
So you can sit me next to britney spears
christina aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and fred
And hear them argue who she gave *head* to first
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And theres a of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont give a *f---* me
Who dress me
Walk, talk and act me
It just be the next best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a headtrip to to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in of yall
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you to admit it
Im better than 90% of you rappers out
Then you wanna outkin kids these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im when Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* Im jerking
But this bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a slim shady
He could be at burger king spitten on your onion rings
Were in the lot circling
I dont give a *f---*
With his windows and system up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of those fingers on each up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess theres a slim in all of us
Fuck it, lets all up