Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your attention
May I your attention please
Will the real slim shady please up?
I repeat, the real slim shady please stand up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a white person
Jaws all on the floor pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started whoopin her ass worst before
They first were dirvorced her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, kidding
He didnt say what I think he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
Nothing you idiots dr dres hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
chicka chicka slim shady Im sick of him
Look at him walking around his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of up in my head loose
But no worse than whats going on in parents bedrooms
Sometimes I get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a moose
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might just it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we deliver to little
And them not to know what a womens *vagina* is
Of course theyre gonna what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery dont they?
We aint nothing but mammals, some of us cannibals
Who *rip* people open like canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
theres no reason that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you feel like I feel I got the
Women your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim are just imitating
So wont the slim shady...
Please stand up, please stand up, please up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the real shady...
Please stand up, please up, please stand up
2}
Will dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You think I give a damn about a
Half of you cant even stomach me, let alone stand me
(but what if u win wouldnt it be weird?)
Why? so you can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to britney
S--- christina aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit next to carson daily and fred
And hear them argue over who she gave *head* to
Little put me on blast on mtv
(yea hes cute but I hes married to kim, hehe)
I download a audio on mp3
And show the world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im of you little golden boy groups all you do is annoy me
So I been in here to destroy you
And theres a million of us just me
Who cuss me
Who just dont give a like me
Who like me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the next best
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im giving you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your room
The only difference is I got the to say it in front of yall
And I got to be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and it
Wheather you like to it
Im than 90% of you rappers out there
Then you wanna outkin kids like these like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurses asses when Im *hard* jerkin Im
But this whole bag of viagra isnt
And every single person is a slim lurkin
He could be at burger king spitten on your onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I dont a *f---*
With his down and system up
So will the real shady, stand up
And put one of fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to out of your and out of control
And one more time, loud as you can, how it go?
Ha ha
Guess a slim shady in all of us
it, lets all stand up