Luyện nghe bài hát Intro [Explicit]

May I have your attention
May I have attention please
Will the slim shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real shady please stand up?
gonna have a problem here...
1}
Yall act like you never seen a person before
Jaws all on the like pam like tommy just burst in the door
Started her ass worst than before
first were dirvorced sold her old furniture (scream)
Its the of the
"awww wait, no way, your
He didnt just say what I he did, did he? "
And dr dre said...
you idiots dr dres dead hes locked in my basement (haha)
Feminist women loved
Chicka chicka chicka shady Im sick of him
Look at him around grabing his you-know-what
Flippin the (yea but hes so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my loose
But no worse whats going on in your parents bedrooms
I wanna get on tv and let loose,
But cant, but its cool for tom green to hump a dead
"my bum is on lips my bum is on your lips
And if Im lucky u might give it a little kiss"
And thats the messege we to little kids
And expect them not to know what a *vagina* is
Of course gonna know what intercourse is
By the time hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel dont
We aint nothing but mammals, well of us cannibals
Who *rip* other people like canolopes
But if we can dead animals and antelopes
Then theres no that a man and another man cant elope (ughh)
But if you like I feel I got the antadoite
Women your pantyhose, sing the And it gooooesss
ain)
Im shady
Yes Im the real
All you other slim shadys are imitating
So wont the real shady...
stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cause Im slim
Yes Im the shady
All you other slim are just imitating
So the real slim shady...
Please stand up, stand up, please stand up
2}
Will smith dont gotta cuss in his raps to sell
Well I do, so *f---* him and you too
You I give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics cant stomach me, let alone stand me
(but slim what if u win it be weird?)
Why? so you guys can lie to get me here?
So you can sit me next to britney spears
S--- christina aguilera switch me chairs
So I can sit to carson daily and fred durst
And them argue over who she gave *head* to first
Little *bitch* put me on on mtv
(yea hes but I think hes married to kim, hehe)
I should download a on mp3
And the whole world how you gave eminem *head* (scream)
Im sick of you little golden boy groups all you do is me
So I sent in here to destroy you
And theres a of us just like me
Who cuss me
Who just dont a *f---* like me
Who dress me
Walk, and act like me
It just might be the best thing
But not me
ain)
3}
Im like a to listen to
Cause Im only you
Things you joke about with your friends inside your room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of
And I dont got to be or sugar coat it at all
I get on the mic and spit it
Wheather you like to it
Im better 90% of you rappers out there
Then you outkin kids like these albums like
Its funny cuz the rate Im going Im 30
Ill be the only person in the nursing home
Pinching nurses asses Im *hard* jerkin Im jerking
But whole bag of viagra isnt working
And every single person is a slim lurkin
He could be workin at burger spitten on your onion rings
in the parking lot circling
Screaming I give a *f---*
With his down and system up
So the real shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on hand up
And to be proud to out of mind and out of control
And one time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
theres a slim shady in all of us
Fuck it, all stand up