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One hot summer day back the way A new kid moved onto the and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he jewels, packed a nine mill Yeah, and kept his on his tool
Anyway Jay portrayed to be hard So we him in and put him down with the hit squad His house was phat, full court in the in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, house alarm system One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something about the crib, I had to think Why the goddamn house was dressed in hot pink
Yo Jay, where's bathroom? Bust a move, I gotta piss Three on the left, homeboy, ya can't miss My was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's goin' on? I a douche bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
Left the bathroom, back where I was Tapped Jay on the and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I you lived alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's bras and leotards, hangin' on the Yo Jay, what's your problem, homeboy, you stunned What you doin'? Put that knife, where's my gun?" thick, I reached for my tool, I wasn't strapped
Left the nine in the car, right to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I better fast real quick I got a flashback a Bruce Lee flick Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I for the door on some bullshit in the living room floor Jay, rushed me, I grabbed him, scooped him up in the Ahh shit, him in the nuts, that's all she wrote
It was like Rapunzel? Down came his popped out and there was ass everywhere Jay a transvestite? Not quite he was like
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Don't tell me, you out like a sucker Chill, off that mustache that ass and I fucked her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, Audi 5000, ahh
All of real shit, you know what I'm saying? Haircut, haircut like Anita Baker? The whole shit, yo, the whole shit, you know I'm saying? Nah you can't man, I ran up in her like Bruce Jenner
But better, in there, man, I didn't even care Are you crazy? Well, I was me Don't me it was Jane you were juicin' Sheiit, it-e