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One hot day back around the way A new kid moved the block and his name was Jay Jay was cool, he jewels, packed a nine mill Yeah, and kept his on his tool
Anyway Jay to be like hard So we him in and put him down with the hit squad His house was phat, court in the back in his bedroom, a "Welcome" on the doormat
Plus AZT, house alarm system One rottweiler, one pitbull, no one vic him Something strange the crib, I had to think Why the whole goddamn house was in hot pink
Yo Jay, where's your Bust a move, I gotta piss Three on the left, homeboy, ya can't miss My head was busted, disgusted, I said, "What's on? I seen a bag and safety Maxi-pad tampons"
the bathroom, went back where I was Tapped Jay on the and said, "Eiyyyooo 'cuz" "I thought you alone" "I do" "Are you certain?"
There's and leotards, hangin' on the curtain Yo Jay, your problem, homeboy, you look stunned What you doin'? Put down knife, where's my gun?" Shit's thick, I reached for my tool, I strapped
the nine in the car, right next to the Jim Hat It's my ass, I better think fast quick I got a flashback from a Bruce Lee Got in my stance, lie
Kay, I for the door Tripped on bullshit in the living room floor Jay, rushed me, I him, scooped him up in the yoke Ahh shit, kicked him in the nuts, all she wrote
It was like Rapunzel? Down came his Titties popped out and there was ass Jay a transvestite? Not quite he was like
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tell me, you went out like a sucker Chill, took off that that ass and I fucked her Peace, I'm Audi 5000, Audi 5000, ahh
All of that real shit, you know what I'm Jane? Haircut, haircut Anita Baker? The shit, yo, the whole shit, you know what I'm saying? Nah you can't man, I ran up in her like Bruce Jenner
But better, right in there, man, I didn't even Are you crazy? Well, I was me Don't tell me it was you were juicin' Sheiit, kick